Rosscast Episode 71: Is Gay The New Nerd?

In this episode I welcomed not one, but two guests! Two former schoolmates, RJ and Julie, joined me for an episode of the Rosscast that was too damned fun. We talk about everything from school, community college, prison, the law, why I'll never be a dictator, and try to figure out what's the new nerd? Click this link to download this and older episodes. I wanna thank RJ and Julie for making this one of my favorite episodes to edit. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 70: The Porn Shop

This episode comes from a chapter in my life where I worked in a porn shop. You'll laugh, you'll cry, maybe you'll vomit. Topics range from crying co-workers, flying Mexicans, and raining toilet water. Hope you have fun listening to my pain. Click here for tis and other episodes available for download. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 69: Most Unsexiest 69 Ever!

In this very I talk about Lamar Odom and his bad decision making, being a vengeful ass ghost to my friends, Roman Polanski and his drama, the terrible side effects of Abilify, and my weekend that included the Red Bull Soap Box Derby. Click here for this and older episodes for download. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 68: T.M.I

In this all over the place ass episode I talk about the AIDS vaccine, people giving out way too much information in their tell all books, the lady that got her face shotgunned, mermaid children, and what I would do if I had a day to live. Click here to download this and older episodes. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 67: N-Bomb!

In this episode I talk about people who aren't Black using the N-Word, why I am choosing to publish "Patriot Act", and regular ass psychobabble. I also discuss hot sauce, whether I would rather talk about MLK or Malcolm X, and who would I rather be a slave to. Remember to click this link to download the Rosscast. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 66: Animal!

In this episode I answer some listener questions about money, cheapskates, pets, and drinking spoiled milk. I also toss in a few Dear Abby questions and some talk about my weekend and random news items. Remember to download this and older episodes of the Rosscast at this link. Enjoy!

"Bitter Enemies"

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Rosscast Episode 65: The More You Know...

In this episode I get all kinds of preachey on parents that dont know how to raise their kids properly. I also answer a couple of listener questions regarding the awesome ass show "Dexter" and whether or not I prefer Miracle Whip to Best Foods. I talk about Obama and the race issue and people using misplaced/misdirected rage. Click this link to download this and other episodes of The Rosscast. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 64: The World Is Watching!

In this episode I talk about the President opening his mouth when he didn't need to, Kanye West, the swine flu and why I won't be getting a shot for it, and of course listener questions. Thanks for everyone that listens and downloads my shows (available here). Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 63: Calm Down!

In this episode I talk about all the false rage surrounding Kanye West's interuption of Taylor Swift's MTV Award speech, 19 year old dudes getting permission to bang 13 year old girls, my awesome trip to the Hollywood Bowl, and PETA finding new ways to upset me. Remember to click this link to check out my new blog site and this one to download this and older episodes of the Rosscast. Enjoy!

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Rosscast Episode 62: What You Talkin' Bout?

In this episode I once again answer listener questions! These range from what I think about upcoming movies, Tim Burton, class reunions and if its okay to whoop some ass, what its like to live in L.A, and the state of porn. I also play Dan-e-o's upcoming song "Legacy" from his soon to be released FREE album "Dilla Pickles." Also here's a link to add him on your facebook. Click this link to download this and older episodes. Enjoy!

Rosscat Episode 61: Breaking Bad

In this episode I talk about my awesome Labor Day weekend, barbeques, cooking, and Tila Tequila saying she got roughed up. I also squeeze in a rant about the President's state of the Union address for kids. This link will allow you to download this and older episodes. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 60: Saturday Night Fevuh!

In this mellow episode I talk about cruisers being run over, my latest story, stinky folks on buses, people being pushed out of cars, and useless 911 calls. Remember to download this and older episodes just click this link. Enjoy!

"Crushed"

Yeah, so the other day a cruiser got ran over across the street from me.

Here was the plan for the day. I would wait for Jess to get here (hello, babe!). We’d head out to Griffith to hang at the Observatory and eat dinner. A good spaghetti with some garlic bread Jess got. It was gonna be awesome. Then we were gonna head over to Purple Panther tattoo to hang with Ikuko. Things didn’t go as planned.

As soon as Jess got here this dude gets run over.

He was sitting on the curb across the street where the meters are. Cruisers hang out there all day and night. Actually, as soon as the cops and ambulances left they were back to selling their asses. Jess comes upstairs and she is already calling 911. She actually saw it all happen. I jumped up when I heard the shouting so I missed the first few seconds of it.

This is what happened. A guy, obviously drunk, pulled out of the bar and for no reason started backing up. He backed over the guy, stopped, backed up a little more as he looked around like “What’s everyone screaming about?” He pulled forward and jumped out. Hmm. He “stumbled” out and walked over like he bumped into a fence or something.

All these people were gathering and the dude in the yellow shirt was shouting at the driver who was acting like it wasn’t such a big deal. The cops took forever to show up. Then finally an ambulance and a fire truck (because they always send a fire truck) showed up. The guy was rolling on the ground and kinda twisted up. Jess was shaken by it. I wasn’t. I’ve seen worse (Alex knows what I’m talking about) and for as stupid as the drunk driver was this guy shouldn’t have been sitting on the curb.

Me and Jess were watching from the window when a cop spotted us and asked if we called. Jess said yes and we told him what we knew. The driver’s boys were trying to defend him and saying that the guy was trying to scam the driver. I acknowledge that the guy who got crushed is a cruiser in the area. I have been seeing him and his boys all week. But that doesn’t mean you have free reign to run over whoever you please because you don’t like how they live.

After talking to the cops and watching the drama we ate and then headed to the Observatory. It was a nice night out. The air was cool up there and we sat and talked a bit. Jess dozed off at some point while we overlooked the city. I demand a do over for yesterday. Because if all that silliness hadn’t happened the night would have been way cooler.

Oh, and Ikuko never answered her phone and we didn’t see her at the shop.

Rockets.

Rosscast Episode 59: Double Team!

Two episodes in one day?! I must be crazy. In this episode I am joined once again by my lady, Jess. We talk about what is killing horror films, junebug attacks, dates, bad PDA, theme parks, and all kinds of randomness. This is a fun one and I hope you like it. As always, click this link to download this and older episodes. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 58: The Funkbot

In this episode I once again answer listener questions. They range from whether or not I would be a godfather to a friends' kid, what I would do if one of my friends changed sex, and should funky folks go to jail. Click this link to download this and older episodes. Enjoy!

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Rosscast Episode 57: Society's To Blame?

In this episode I talk about a goofy ass woman that decided to surgically change her eyes to blue, why people do crazy things because they don't like themselves, getting sent to the office, and what I would do if I were a drifter. Click this link to download this episode and others. Enjoy!