Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Rosscast Episode 108: A Year Of Fail!




This is the end of this stank ass year and I made sure to give you a little bit extra Dante! In this I answer some listener questions, talk about the best and worst movies, music, moments, and surprises of the year. Click here to download this and older Rosscast shows. Enjoy and thank you all for making this year and my show so damn fun to do!

Monday, December 28, 2009

Rosscast Episode 107: The Whirling Dervish




In this episode I talk about that guy from Jon and Kate getting robbed, a new segment "Accidental Hero of the Week", how to survive the 99 Cent Store, things I cant stand, how to handle terrorists, and why adults aren't as smart as I assumed they'd be when i got older. Click here to download this and older Rosscast shows and his name to check out Josh Smith. He's cool. Seriously. Enjoy!

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Advertising Fail!


For those of you that have been in your snug little Fortress of Solitude, Brittany Murphy died a few days ago. They are saying she had an assload of different medicines in her home for all kinds of conditions. I remember her from “Sin City” and “Clueless.” Man, that Stacy Dash was hot as hell in “Clueless.” Yeah, so was Brittany Murphy because it was when she still had some weight on her. That’s not what this blog is about though.


She has a bunch of films that are supposed to be coming out. This one called “Deadline” is about her researching what happened to some folks that died in a house a while back. Yeah, I know. Not very original. It reminds me of when “Street Fighter”, one of the worst films ever made, was Raul Julia’s last picture. With Heath Ledger he had that awesome ass role as The Joker to solidify his legacy.


Brittany has a poster with her looking dead in a bathtub.


She died in the shower. This isn’t even ironic. Its kinda fucked up. They of course will be changing the poster after what happened to her. But, damn. Talk about bad timing.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Rosscast Episode 106: Fucking Jury Duty!




In this episode I talk about healthcare, Balloon Boy and his dumb ass parents, meditation, 8th graders getting blowjobs in class, "The Parent of the Week!", dating, and my social retardation. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Roscast Episode 105: You Don't Want The Super Beast!

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In this episode that was started at night and ending a few minutes ago I answer some listener questions, talk about cops pulling guns during snowball fights, EMT's doing the opposite of what they should, cheap parents, cell phone etiquette, "Avater", and Alice the Goon. Click here to download this and older Rosscast. Remember to spread the word about the show to your friends. Enjoy!

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Rosscast Episode 104: So That Just Happened...

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In this episode I talk about the crazy ass lady on the bus (and even play some bad audio from it!), Brittany Murphy dying all of a sudden, and I answer a few listener questions. Click here to download this and older Rosscast. Enjoy!

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Rosscast Episode 103: Bitch Box

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In this slapped together episode I talk aut controversy in music, weed, bad teachers, yes no's and maybe's, and "Avatar." Click here to download this and older Rosscast episodes. Enjoy!

Friday, December 18, 2009

Video Blog 1: "False Outrage"


This is me babbling in video form instead of my Rosscast. Consider this a special feature. I talk about the outrage over Jay-Z's "New York State of Mind" song and facebook nonsense.

Rosscast Episode 102: He Done Lost It...

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In this episode I once again answer a few listener questions, talk about liking yourself, brownies, get a case of the giggle fits, and my day lastnight. Remember to download this and older Rosscast episodes by clicking here. Oh, and here's my twitter! Enjoy!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

"Doom Mates" Episode 20: "Death Is Dead"

Rosscast Episode 101: Team Ross

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In this all over the damn place episode I talk about the other Dante Ross (he‘s way more popular than me), swine flu, Tiger Woods quitting vagina and golf, Chris Brown leaving twitter, kids smoking more weed than cigarettes, turning down sex, The Princess and The Frog and how Black folk ain’t happen with shit, and Miley Cyrus. Click here to download this and older Rosscast. Enjoy!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Rosscast Episode 100: It's Always The Quiet Ones...




Holy shit! Did I really just record my 100th episode of The Rosscast?! Yes, I did!In this episode I answer a ton of listener questions, talk about trying to date like a normal person, sex, what porn I like, and a ton of other shit. I seriously cant name it all here. Thanks to everyone that has listened or spread the word about my Rosscast! Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Rosscast Episode 99: Wanna Sit On My Lap?

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In this episode I talk about Christmas gifts from my childhood good & bad, Tiger Woods' penis adventures, lotion, babies eating mushrooms, The Worst Parent Of The Week, sucking dick to save the world, and Sega. Yeah. All over the place. Click here to download this and older Rosscast episodes. Remember to tell a friend! Enjoy!

Monday, December 7, 2009

Rosscast Episode 98: Will You Take THIS Man...?

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Yes, I have returned like that flaming herpes you lied to your wife about. That's not a cold sore, buddy. In this episode I talk about Tiger Woods for a moment, elaborate proposals, Uhhyeahdude, scheduled sex, booty calls, fuck buddies, my drinking habits, and El Nino. Click here to download this and older Rosscast episodes. Enjoy!

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Rosscast Episode 97: Blacker Than Black

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In this episode I talk about what I like in women, what its like to me Black and Dante, I explain what I liked about "Twilight", do some random voices, and the pros and cons of being Negrolicious. Click here to download this and older Rosscast episodes. Enjoy!

"Lost" Bears With Sparklers


My friend and personal reperation payment Alex Hluch and his boys got together and formed Bears With Sparklers. They make me laugh hence I let them live. Check this video out and more here.

Little Paw Home Sites


A homeslice of mine from school has a sketch crew called Static. Check this video out and more at staticyabastard.com. Hey, it made me laugh my ass off. Then I dusted I off and out it back on.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Rosscast Episode 96: Secret Shame

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Damn site I normally upload shows for download is currently down so those with Firefox will have to work around this issue for now to listen to this episode. I talk about Tiger Woods and his dumb phone call, mistresses not knowing their role, "Twilight", and how I don't talk about my feelings. I will fix the download issue as soon as possible. If you want you can listen to this and even older episodes here. Okay. Old player working. Click here for download. Enjoy!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Rosscast Episode 95: "That's A Lot Of Sperm..."

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In this smooth episode I talk about Tiger Woods, Hulk Hogan getting married again, that couple that snuck into the White House, certain things I would love to say seriously, and strange rumors. Click here to download this and older Rosscast shows. Enjoy!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009