“She is pussy popping in the parking lot. She is between 35 and 72.” In this episode I catch you up on my past week, a boy blaming a dog...

People jump on things fast. Clothing trends. Health trends. Food trends. The food trends is the one that usually bugs me the most beca...

“I don't like when girls wear Daisy Duke's and their legs still get circulation.” In this episode I talk about MLK Day an...

Jasmine wants me to talk about my one experience in the snow. I touched on this for a bit in an older post. So here goes. I was about 13...

Have you seen that Bird Box movie on Netflix ? My condolences. I have written about the challenges that sweep the world for a few weeks...

“For the amount of money I paid for dinner last night I could have gotten two blow jobs and sex according to 90's hooker prices.” ...

I was talking to H. this morning and we got on the topic of Lunchables . When I did an image search there appeared all manner of Lunc...

Click here for previous Johnny Panic . “You dare attack us after we have been so kind as to give you time to say goodbye to one ...

“It was like a train wreck covered in baby oil.” In this episode I catch everyone up on my week leaving the house, a woman that is...

“I haven't shaved my legs!” is a battle cry I have heard over the years. Not in a long ass time but it is something I have heard in ...

“How the fuck you put a domino in your dick?” In this last episode of the year I catch you all up on my random wanderings, new pet...

“How about tossing in a wet dream, life?” In this episode I discuss my week, hanging out with friends, people carrying bad news i...

Bearded Vulture . Hey, look at me! I'm a living nightmare! There are enough creatures to keep me out of the water, the land is barel...

I was on Wikipedia and got stuck in what I call a “Wikihole.” I forget where I started but I ended up on a list of weird deaths througho...

“If you lean on your horn for more than three seconds your car should burst into flames.” In this sadly Jasmine free episode I tal...