In this episode I talk about being famous for doing nothing. Why do I know who Heidi and Spencer are? Why do I know Lindsey Lohan's drinking habits? And what are we all gonna do when Britney Spears' children are unleashed upon the worold in about 10 years? I answer all these questions and more today. So sit there and listen to the show, tuna melt. Enjoy!
No interest in celebrities, really. I look at the gossip magazine covers every Wednesday when they hit the shelves, sure, but that's about all I can be bothered with. British gossip magazines (which is mostly what we get in Ireland) usually have pics of fat/skinny celebrities, with alarmist headlines about celebrity body trends. Ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I am now worried about my ass-crack. Is my ass-crack normal? If I get my ass-crack photographed, will people mock it? Maybe I should make an appointment with the appropriate cosmetic surgeon to get advice.
When you threatened to punch ovaries, I had to put you on pause as my boss was Skyping me. Next time I'm in LA I'll call by for my ovaries-punch. I warn you though, I have some tough ovaries.
Everyone thinks they have tough ovaries until they get their eggs scrambled. The tabloids used to come out weekly and that would be sufficient. But now crap happens so fast that thye need to come out three times a week just to stay current.
ReplyDeleteThe news is all over that John & kate couple. I so dont care about these people. They look miserable. That's what they get for having a litter of children.