In this episode I talk about monkeys destroying people's faces and what should be done about it, fighting zombies, I answer a few listener questions, and why I will never take a dump in your home. Remember to click here to download this and older Rosscast's.
I just love the idea of you avenging yourself/other people on monkeys...I can see it all too clearly.
ReplyDeleteMan, you are obsessed with using your own bathroom. There must be some deep-rooted childhood trauma here. Possibly that time your brother was trying to open the door when you were on the crapper. I used to be like that but I've had to become immune as I have to travel a lot. The worst I ever used was the portaloo-type public bathroom in the middle of the red light district in Paris. It was actually quite well-maintained but ugh, God only knows what or who had used it before me.
So which would you prefer: vengeful monkey-killing or general zombie-killing?
I love the idea of me avenging folks that have been mangled by monkeys. This can become a reality.
ReplyDeleteI just cant use the bathroom at other people's places. Its not that their places are nasty (which they are sometimes) but my body just shuts down. I dont have a huge issue with it. If it got to a point where I shart myself then something will have to be done.
Vengeful monkey killing would seem to be more fun and a bit less dangerous. How say you?
I must say, I like monkeys, so I wouldn't be terribly keen to maim and kill them...zombie hacking might be fun though, it'd be like learning a computer game, which are the best techniques, which shortcuts can be created...
ReplyDeleteFun until you come across a family member. "Not you, mum..." and that second of sympathy will get your ass zombie'd so fast!
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