In an episode where I was supposed to just talk about me as a kid I got on the topic of salad tossing, dating, annoying afflictions, celebrity sex tapes, why I'm not gay, mind bullets, wet dreams, and answered some listener questions. Click here to download this and older shows. Enjoy!
Holy crap. I'm a bit wound up tonight, and when that gunshot went off, I nearly peed myself. Nice editing.
ReplyDeleteI bet that kid is faking. She shouldn't be able to stop in her sleep if she really is reflexively sneezing. FAAAAAAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Man, I am in a hoor of a mood tonight. Grrrrrrr.
Loved your review of the Chyna sex tape -Someone sent me a pic of her clit and that was too much, thank you. I feel cheated that the Colin Farrell tape isn't easily available.
Ok, you just scared the crap out of me again with the gunshots, but first I was cracking up laughing at the monkeynuts rant. My neighbours must surely now think I'm a crazy person as they've been listening to me squealing for two hours of a soccer match, then yelling in French and English at the captain of the French soccer team, despite his being a thousand miles away in Paris, and now I've just spent the last few minutes laughing like a maniac. Ok, I looked up Wikipedia and monkey nuts are the red peanuts that you (or at least we in Ireland) get around Hallowe'en. I guess you would call them peanuts, but monkey nuts are specifically the fresh ones still in their red skins that you get by cracking open the peanut pod. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Peanut_closeup.jpg And they are very addictive...
David Beckham is a whore and I have no use for him. He's cute, though, or was before he hit 30. Yeah, his squeaky voice is much-mocked by the UK tabloids. I like his wife, there's something about her that I can't hate. Soccer RULES.
I wonder did any of that psychic work...
Psychic warfare, I mean. It would be cool if some Soviet guy's head exploded and his friends were like 'oh my ... [insert godless communist swear word here], Sergei just got remote-taken out by the Americans! Run away!' Because there would be no-where to run.
ReplyDeleteI have seen clips of her and she's for real. Its not like she is gettng a cool prize out of faking. Or perhaps she is practicing for her teenage years where she will fake her way through orgasms. Hmm.
ReplyDeleteThe Chyna sex tape and her clit made me for serious yelp like a dog that got its tail stepped on. I have seen some of Colin's and again, boring. Attractive people (two together) is dull. I liked real looking, ugly sex.
You mean regular ass peanuts?! Yes, I love peanuts. Monkey nuts. Crazy ass Irish woman, I swear. I dont eat them unless they are in a shell or candy bar. DOnt like canned ones. My father, very much addicted. He has two cans next to his headboard.
Posh Spice creeps me out. She doesnt look like she should be able to support that big head with that tiny ass body.
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ReplyDeleteLOL oh and I should have mentioned, I cheered up hugely when you called me 'gangster', that was hilarious -probably the only time I'll ever be called that.
ReplyDeleteAnd you should do the accent. It's the only way you'll improve and blend in among my people if you come to Ireland.