In this episode I talk about The Hurt Locker still sucking, Dr. Drew being stalked, eating healthy, teachers boning students, David Letterman’s blackmailer getting sent to jail, hygiene, schools closing, being home schooled, lesbians shutting down proms, 911 calls, and Prius’ driving themselves. Click here to download the show or click here to subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!
I got sexually assaulted by the wind once. I was in Paris (where men and weather are surprisingly and often unexpectedly sexually aggressive) and wearing a long skirt. Walking along, minding my own business and next thing, out of nowhere, WHOOOSH, a pervy gust of wind swept the front of my skirt up and over my head, covering my face. So of course I scream and try to pull down my skirt, I'm PUSHING the damn thing down and while I'm pushing the front and all-important crotch part down, halfway down my thighs, it's still blowing above my knee, and at the sides, still blowing the skirt up to my shoulders so the sides of my panties are clearly visible. Then, just as I manage to get the whole thing down, I'm kind of bending over to force it down, then the wind sneaks up behind me and WHOOSH! skirt blows up my back and over my head so my backside is visible. Jesus fucking Christ. I just gathered the skirt around me as much as possible, crabwalked over to a building and huddled there til the wind got its satisfaction and left me alone. I felt so violated.
ReplyDeleteheyho! I love getting a shout-out on your show. We should do the phone option in future, then, if you prefer it so much more to the phone option.
ReplyDeleteHygiene rules. Artifical smells are not a substitute, Dante, I have to disagree there. I used to have a boyfriend who would try to disguise post-drinking morning breath by just gargling with mouhtwash. IT DID NOT WORK. And I resented having to deny myself a morning shag because he was too damn lazy to clean his teeth properly.
Of course striking works, Dante, what the hell? Not all strikes are justified, but when used properly, they work!
That girl had every damn right to expect Mississippi to accept her taking her girlfriend to the prom. Staking out liberal territories is the easy option. You think the Civil Rights movement should have stuck to protesting in Washington DC only because the South wasn't ready to accept equality for all Americans? And stage-managing her prom is probably not the first thing on the kid's mind, she doesn't sound like she set out to make herself a test case, no wonder it got fucked up. Not her fault. And you can bet the shitheads who cancelled the prom are hoping she gets blamed for it. Cunts. It's her fault for standing up for herself? SHE got the prom cancelled? I hope she's tough enough to deal with all this. This is how you get brave, standing up for yourself when the world and its mother are against you. Fair fucks to her.
ReplyDeleteYour wind tale made me crack up laughing and unzip my pants at the same time. The Rosscast: Sexually harassing listeners since 2009!!!
ReplyDeleteI know that disguising the smells dont work but in a pinch they need to be used liberally. When people are just funkbots for the hell of it that shall not stand. Luckily that gravy train has passed and I am back to regular bus funk.
People are allowed to make stands. Just not at school. I will never equate gay rights with the Civil Rights movement in any sense and I am for gay rights. Not the same thing. I have lived in a gay ass city for 12 years now and can attest to this. I have been Black for 31 years and its way easier to get around being gay than having my skin color.