In this episode I talk about Booty Pop draws and the lies they promise, that Prius driving guy that may be a lying ass, a woman crashing her car while shaving her lady parts, I read strange stories from around the world like the world’s smallest dude dying, and men taking pictures of boy dick to prove a point, I answer listener questions, and rave about my heterosexual life mate Alex Hluch. Click here to download the show or click here to download and subscribe through iTunes. Enjoy!
My first Rosscast in, like, two weeks! Me happy!
ReplyDeleteSo you're a plantkiller too huh? What kind of plant are you currently trying to keep alive? I'm in the process of deciding whether my basil plant is dead dead, as opposed to dying dead, and my bay plant is looking somewhat unwell.
If I thought a Brazilian ass implant would give me a great ass, I'd get two. It would take a village to raise my bum. The joys of having an Irish ass :(
Dante, don't tell us not to look up people. First thing I did was Lexington Steele. I was suitably horrified. Because he's hot. Unlike 100% of other male porn stars. Not that I'm a connoisseur or anything. Maybe I'll become one.
Wait a minute, where did the finger chilli woman get the finger in the first place? And why do you make her sound like a very butch transexual?
ReplyDeleteAnts! My Texan-based friends freaked me out last weekend by warning me to avoid the fire-ant nests in their front yard. Euuugh. My horriblest experience with creepy crawlies happened in the summer of 2003 and scars me to this day. I was walking to work during a reall humid few weeks, and, unbeknownst to me, my arm brushed against a spiderweb on a hedge or something. The web transferred almost whole and unbroken on to the sleeve of my jacket. I started scratching the back of my itchy hand, and after it wouldn't stop itchy, I looked down to find my whole arm and hand covered in tiny baby spiders. Eeeek. When I'm really, really scared, I don't even scream, I kind of squeak, and this particular time I let a sound like steam escaping out of me. Ugh. The horror.
yay, I'm indeed finally home, having spent the last ten days mostly working, flying and sleeping. It was tough. Thanks for the Skype text chats, it helped to touch base with someone, considering I was on my own pretty much all the time. I like my own company, but changing hotel every two days and hopping on and off planes and meeting so many new people for half an hour at a time is really stressful, so chatting to you helped me unwind, big time.
ReplyDeleteI'm your most loyal listener? Woohoo!
That blog about you by Alex was awesome. What do you mean, it's conceited of you to say it's awesome?? I think it's ok to be proud and pleased when your friends say you're awesome! You have some amazing friends. Says a lot about you.
Crap. I knew when you said something about your taste in music being different to Alex's, I felt there was something I needed to remember. It finally surfaced -I promised you some CDs before I went to the US and I still haven't sent them -they're in my desk at work. I'll send them this weekend.
ReplyDeleteI used to have a ton of plants. they all died when I stopped smoking. This is true. I look at old pictures of my place and I had like 7 of them. Now I have one. I am gonna hit up the 99 Cent Store and grab these pretty flowers I saw.
ReplyDeleteAss implants are bizarre and when the aliens dig us up years from now they will be disgusted with our corpses.
Lexington Steele has one of the loudest orgasms ever. Its terrible. he sounds like he's fighting for his life.
The lady with the finger got it from her husband who somehow lost his finger. yeah. I dont even know where to go from there.
Your spider story made me shart a bit. That was funny. That's a story you could tell when you eventually come on my show. I wanna hear this squeal!
Alex is amazing. That guy will give birth to my kids one day.