In this episode I talk about painting at my mother’s house, the NAACP getting mad over a damned graduation card, 16 year old kids and how they shouldn’t be allowed to sail across the world by themselves, Gary Coleman’s crazy ass ex-wife, and yahoo with their six ways to flirt this summer being an epic fail. Click here to download this episode and click here to download and subscribe to my show through iTunes. Enjoy!
Hahaha, yeah, you are uncultured swine if you don't like soccer. Sorry, but someone has to say it! The England v USA match was excellent, I was on the edge of my seat. I find most other sports boring though.
ReplyDeleteYou should try out those flirting techniques and report back. We don't get the weather for outdoor flirting in Ireland. The only outdoor flirting that goes on is outside pubs between smokers who pop outside for one. You can see groups of people huddling together in front of the doors, smoking frantically and desperately trying to be charming to fellow smokers of the opposite sex in the face of wind and rain.
Youre gonna fuck around and have everyone screaming at you about soccer. I just find it terrible. Every second is a foul. "Ow! I'm dying! Okay. I'm alright." Boo! I just dont like it. And it can end with a tie?! What?!
ReplyDeleteI'm not flirting at the beach. The sand makes me foul. Last thing I'm thinking about is hooking up.
Americans screaming at me doesn't bother me. Funny, I find American football and baseball difficult to watch as there seems to be a lot of stoppages too. Pretending to be more badly injured than you are in soccer is called 'taking a dive' (the same in other sports maybe?) and the Italians are notorious for it, which led to this supposed paparazzi video of their training techniques in 2004 -a great spoof. http://espanol.video.yahoo.com/watch/99677/537376
ReplyDeleteIf you find sand so unpleasant, why go to the beach at all? I love the beach!
Baseball is boring as hell too. I cant watch it but its fun to play. And I like the ocean a lot. If they made a sandless beach I would be all over it.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised you didn't put up more of a fight about the 'uncultured swine' thing, but I think Americans often assume if it's British, it's got to be classy. Not true of soccer really.
ReplyDeleteI really love the ocean. It's one thingI miss in Dublin. The city faces out to the Irish Sea, which is pretty tame compared to the Atlantic. As a rule everything on the east coast of Ireland is much more civilised and boring than the west side of Ireland, where I grew up. Bah.
Why are flirting suggestions always so corny?
ReplyDeleteI don't know. But they always stink. My favorite line is "Hey." I don't have anything to say other than that. I wouldn't even talk to someone where one of those cheesy ass line worked.
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