Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Before & After

There are some actresses I had a crush on when I was little that disappeared only for me to rediscover them somehow and see how hot they turned out. This is a list of some of these women. Not everyone can turn from a caterpillar into a beautiful butterfly (Countess Vaughn...).

Soleil Moon Frye

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I watched Punky Brewster in every form when I was a kid. I watched the show. I watched that horrible ass cartoon with the damn flying furry thing. I thought she was cute when I was little and saw her again on Wonder Years with the biggest knockers this side of Mississippi. She has since gotten a breast reduction but she is way hot.

Danica McKeller

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Everyone remembers Winnie Cooper from Wonder Years. She was the definition of the girl next door and was so sweet. I was actually sad on the episode where her brother died in Vietnam. Winnie grew up hot! Sadly, she is with child now which means yet another name is stricken from the spank bank.

Keisha Knight Pulliam

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Rudy grew up hot as hell! She had disappeared for years until she started popping up in rap videos. One day while working at the porn shop I saw a magazine cover wearing a bathing suit and I was like “That looks just like Ru…oh my god that’s Rudy!” Who’d have thought she’d turn out so cute?

Jenna Von Oy

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She pops up in every list I make for some reason. Ha! Some reason my ass! Look at her! It took people a while to notice how hot she was but I had a crush on her when she was on Blossom. She sings and whatever but like certain performers (Nikki Minaj, Beyonce, Shakira) I’d rather just look at them and never hear them sing. Six has always been hot.

Tiffany Brissette


Yes, VICKI the Robot is alive and well. Now this chick seriously disappeared! It took years until she made some type of appearance and thankfully she wasn’t some 300lb. dame. (note: changed image on 10/7/14 after being told it was wrong Tiffany as an adult...years ago)

Are there any other chicks that I’m leaving out?
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6 comments:

  1. UnknownSeptember 28, 2010 at 12:22 PM

    Not bad, but I'm sirprised Danica made the list?

    She is really thin, no curves.

    She was at UCLA while I was there and her first year she tried to live in the dorms (like normal college kids), but people kept walking by her dorm window and screaming "Winnie", so she moved out :)

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  2. DanteSeptember 28, 2010 at 12:24 PM

    My lists are always mixed. Though I love the fuck out of curves there are some bony chicks that always make my lists.

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  3. NjeriSeptember 28, 2010 at 1:49 PM

    This is probably my favorite list. I didn't realize Vicki from Small Wonder grew up to be so good looking. Losing the pinafore and robotic speech have worked wonders for her.

    I saw Soleil Moon Fry at the airport years ago. She wasn't acting at the time, and she was hugged up with some old biker dude. He must've been in his 50's or 60's. What happened to the girl that played Cheri on Punky Brewster?

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  4. DanteSeptember 28, 2010 at 1:50 PM

    I knew I forgot someone! She is fucking hot now. Cherrie still does some acting.

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  5. AnonymousOctober 29, 2010 at 11:25 PM

    Wait a minute -- that's Leighton Meester, not Vicki the Robot.

    This is Vicki as an adult:
    http://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/msu-red-cedar-message-board/428553-tiffany-brissette-aka-vicki-robot-series-small-wonder.html

    - julis

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  6. SoapNovember 16, 2011 at 7:46 AM

    wow! Tiffany B. looks so different!

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