Kentucky Fried Parenting

Some mother in New Jersey named Patricia Krentcil is in trouble for allegedly taking her 5 year old daughter into a tanning booth. Now, in NJ that shit is illegal until you’re 14 but this mother is like “Fuck law!” and wants her red haired child to get a tan. Do I even need to begin to say how dangerous that is for a red head?!

Nothing like a mother that looks like a Double-Down sandwich.

Krentcil says that, yes, she brought her daughter with her but that she didn’t get a sunburn from that since she is lying and saying she never let her use the tanning booth. “I tan, she doesn't tan” Krentcil said on NBC. “I’m in the booth, she’s in the room. That's all there is to it.” Lies! All lies! Especially seeing as how a teacher asked what happened after seeing scars on the girl and she said it was from tanning. Krentcil says it was from gardening.

Yaaarrrgh!!! It's like staring into the eye of the sun!

Krentcil can get second-degree child endangerment charges if she is found guilty. Which she is. I mean, come on! Look at her! And you wouldn’t believe how old she is. Guess. 44. Fucking 44 and she looks like that. I’ve said that people looked a “hard” something. Like one chick I know is in her mid-20’s and she looks a hard 38. This woman looks like the goddamn Crypt Keeper.

"Mommy, what are we having for dinn-g-g-g-g-g-ghost!"

The father, Rich Krentcil, has temporary custody of their daughter right now. Can you imagine having a mother like this? Not just in looks but behavior? She is obviously nuttier than squirrel turds yet she is allowed to have a kid and bake it like a potato.

"Cause I'm blacker than black cause I'm black y'all!"

Thankfully the kid seems normal…right now. But we know that prolonged exposure to crazy leads us to thinking that crazy ass stuff is completely normal. I’ll be following this story to see how it all ends. Hopefully with this Kentucky fried woman far from kids and the sunshine.