In this episode I talk about Spiderman stealing money on Hollywood Blvd., Bad Parent Of The Week who may be the worst parent to ever exist, and a Bitches Be Crazy follow up to a woman chopping and blending her husbands penis. Click here to download this and previous Rosscast Shows. Enjoy!
....did you speed up some of this slightly? You're talking at Roadrunner speed!
ReplyDeleteOh you sound like such a happy bunny. I listened to this while having brekkie and pottering around the kitchen. Put me in good form for the day!
I can't understand why that woman only got five years. Surely pressuring an underage girl to inseminate herself is some kind of rape? What a genuinely evil act.
Do NOT insult Asics! Best sports footwear ever! I'm not generally brand loyal but Asics, Clarkes leather shoes and Converse are pretty much the only things I will put on my feet regularly. Fake Superman nothwithstanding. What a weird way to make a living.
Now you be careful and don't burst from happiness and caffeine.
I was full of damned coffee and in a good mood. The two together is better than crackers and bubblegum. What? That's not good together? Hmm. You say tomato I say catsup.
ReplyDeleteBrekkie is now a part of my vocab. Along with vocab.
The lady didn't get more time because she is a she. If that was a guy his dick would be in the blender somewhere. I'm sure that that's actually a way to execute folks in Florida.
Ain't nobody wearing Asics. Are you really an owner of them? I am wearing Converse right now.
And that's it.
hahaha, you're still as high as fuck! I love it! With this attitude and energy, you could take over the world. Free Mexican Cola and orange juice for all under the rule of Dantania! Smelly farts and cactus needles on the tongue for everyone else! (Do NOT lick cactuses).
ReplyDeleteRight, I am going to have to smack some sense into you about Asics. Pity my arms don't stretch far enough across an ocean and a continent. Dammit, stubby arms! Yeah I DO own Asics. They are the best quality sports shoe (or tackie, as we call them in my home town...) ever. Yeah. My Dad, who in one of his many incarnations was a rugby coach, used to get free sports gear as part of his job and introduced them to me. They beat the hell out of every other sports shoe I've had.
I need new Converse. I walked up a (small, Irish) mountain a few weeks ago in my favourite pair and it was the last straw for them. RIP purple velvetty Converse. I'm wearing groovy Clarke's black leather shoes with two cute steel buttons with swirly designs on the side. Cute AND glove-like. Soon, I shall go in search for a pair of cranberry velvetty Converse. Oh yeah.
Now all I can think about is licking cactus. Cactus'? Cacti...? I had Mexican Coke last weekend! Oh, it was so good.
ReplyDeleteYou cant smack me. I'm wily. You think you have me and, bang!, oh, is that Dante all the way across the room? Yes. What is he wearing? Lotion. I am now adding tackie to my vocab. I want free sports gear. I prefer 34 waist and 34 length. I wear a 32 waist but when they are too tight they leave nothing to the imagination.
I killed my boots a few weeks ago by walking through a creek. I should post an image of the shoes.
I still can't play this episode. I hope to figure this out soon because it has been a minute since I've listened to an episode.
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