Kids These Days 24

Meet Sergio Irey. He is 21. yes, I know this is Kids These Days but this dude is a child in my book. When you are what is legally a grown ass man and you get scared of your mother Ricio Irey because she slaps you a couple of times you are a fucking kid.

Serigio was chilling at home, you know, just being a general loafer when his mom got pissed at him because he was sassing her. She slapped him twice and he freaked out and called the cops or as how the police report explained it “became scared of her and didn’t know what else to do.” How about move? Get your own place? Apologize for being a jackass? Do something with your life? I don't know. I'm just throwing ideas out there.

Of course since this took place in Florida so his mom was arrested. As she describes her spawn, she stated “needs to get his life on track, straighten up, get a job and start helping around the house” and “spends all his time with a girl who is a bad influence on him.” This kid doesn't work, lives with her rent free, and helps out with nothing around the house. Fuck this kid. She got mad because he :...was not listening to her, he was back talking to her and he was being disrespectful by interrupting her and ignoring her.” You know, just from that picture of him above I totally believe everything she said.

Sergio wasn't hurt...physically by the slaps but the law says that his mom had to be arrested. Man. Can you imagine the uncomfortable conversation these two are gonna have when she gets out of jail? Yeah. She is still locked up. If I were her, meaning an attractive woman of unknown race with a asshat for a child, I would come home calmly, ask him to pack his shit, and sit drinking tea while he cries to stay.

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