Dude, What The F**k?! 10

This chick in Dover, New Jersey met a guy online and went on a date. Apparently everything was fine until he stole her dog and television. Wait. What?! After heading back to her place she left him alone in a room while she did whatever it is girls do when they leave men alone like not pooping. Girls don't do that. She came back and her Yorkshire Terrier named Violet and TV was just gone. The TV was valued at $3,000 and her dog at $4,000. Police are looking for the dog and “Joel” which was the name he gave her. How does a dog cost that damned much? Is it one of those ones people buy at places instead of just going to a shelter where there are literally thousands of animals being killed all the time that they give away for free or for the cost of a hundred bucks or so? Either way, don't bring strangers to your home.

Meanwhile...

In Indiana one cop in particular is looking into a mirror every morning and wondering if he could get away with murder. Anthony J. Hopkins (I know, I know...) who is 27 was being arrested for a fight and tried to get away from police. They found his dumb ass in a crawl space and a police dog removed him hopefully with lots of teeth. After being caught he turned and spit on the cop hitting him in the mouth and eyes then saying “Fuck you, I hope you die. You know I have Hep C. I hope you get Hep C and give it to your wife and kids. Once I get out of here I'm going to kill you and your family.” While leading Hopkins up the stairs he struggled and they fell down the stairs. They do not know if he really has Hep C but they do know that he was driving while two times over the legal limit as well as charged with DWI, battery by bodily waste and intimidation, resisting law enforcement, and disorderly conduct. This is a time where I would want a partner that would look the other way. They wouldn't be able to pick up what was left of this asshole with a sponge.

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