Meet the Best Teacher Ever

All me to introduce you to the best teacher in America: Felicia Smith. This 42 year old teacher at Stovall Middle School in Texas was arrested for giving a 15 year old student a lapdance for his birthday. I should probably mention that it was in school. In front of the class. While they played music. And recorded it. She has been charged with a felony which sucks because I am all for this. I now that she is a teacher and that this kid is a student but I have an alleged penis and I know what it is like to be young and want some woman on you. I have read some of her students defending her online and I have a message for them: stop. The way these kids are writing is not a testament to her teaching skills. And stop recording shit! This story would seem bad if it happened but the fact that its documented on video makes it way worse. Why would you record it? To show it to other loud mouthed ass friends later?

I know some of you are saying how it shouldn't have happened in the first place. You probably have kids or are one of those people who have that bullshit that starts with an M. Damn, what do they call that? Morals. Yeah, that. I'm not sure how cops found out about this but they did and then talked to the boy and his mother. This was his chance to pull a “I can neither confirm nor deny” and he failed.

Now Smith is charged with improper relationship with a student and is free on $30,000 bond and heading back to court next month. The way this all went down was that the kid showed up for class and the teacher placed a chair next to her desk. Knowing how not outgoing I was at 15 I would have shot this down immediately. I would've told her “Can we do this at your place later and then we can...are you fucking recording this?!” She had this kid sit down and started giving him a for real's lapdance with the rubbing of ass on dick and everything. He even got to touch the ass and smack it. Come on now! Then she put her head between his legs, hugged him, and said “I love you baby, happy birthday.” Then he spilled his seed in his pants and got to go home early. Sorry. That last part would have been my reaction. As an adult I know that I should be disgusted by this story. A grown woman doing this with a child! The nerve! But I can't. I just can't. I have a penis. And it and I are so jealous of this kid.