Drunk Driving & Meth Dealing

Teachers have been losing their shit recently. Thankfully these next two stories have nothing to do with kids being boned. 48 year old Patricia Almond of Humble, Texas was charged with DWI on the way to class before 8am after cops pulled her over. She hit a retaining wall on the highway and she reeked of booze and was swaying side to side. The school district released a statement saying “The incident is being addressed through the court system, as it happened off campus, outside of school hours, and did not involve students. Human Resources will be reviewing the police report and then meeting with the staff member to discuss options.” I have been in class where I was pretty sure my teacher was drunk. In junior high there was this one teacher who loved his mug a little too much and would just float off to heaven with every sip out of it. If this lady walked into class and you didn't know something was wrong then that's on you. I bet she'd burst into flames if you lit a match near her.

Oh, Texas. You're so not the Florida of crazy but you still try. A first grade teach named Monica Quintero who is 31 was busted for selling drugs out of her home including meth, heroin, Oxycontin, Xanax, Adderall, and GHB! Her convict ass boyfriend and two other guys were also charged and arrested. Cops got a complain about strange odors and when they asked to come in she said sure because high. They found enough drugs to bring Jesus back along with cash and weapons. The kitchen was being used as a drug lab because he has time to eat when drugs need to be made? The district released a statement stating “With the arrest, the teacher is immediately put on leave while the charges work their way through the court system. District officials are now in the process of obtaining information about the allegations from Montgomery County officials. The district works cooperatively with law enforcement for the safety and welfare of all students.” She is still locked up on $100,000 bond.