Too Many DUI's

A 28 year old chick in Minnesota was arrested for drunk driving around 2am last Saturday night. Cops saw her swerving all over the road and pulled Cathy Sanchez over and noticed that she smelled like booze, was slurring her words, and her eyes were bloodshot. She failed sobriety tests and had a blood alcohol level of .136. When they searched her not only did she give them a fake name but the found three Jell-O shots on her because the party don't stop till the panties drop. She is locked up on $20,000 bond which sounds pretty harsh until you realize how silly this person is. She has been busted five other times for DWI's and a concealed weapons conviction. She also had a suspended license but was still driving around drunk. She has four charges that carry seven years each if she is convicted which she should be.

I know that there are people reading this and thinking “Oh, I've driven a car drunk plenty of times and I'm fine!” or “I've driven after drinking and not hurt anyone!” Is that something you are really proud of? That you got into a 2000 pound machine that has the ability to travel over 100mph and managed to not kill yourself or someone else? Good for you, you fucking maniac. This girl shouldn't have been on the road legally and just as a human being. I wonder if she had any friends that knew about her history with alcohol and just let her keep on keeping on. And for the record, I've had Jell-O shots and they were nothing special. I'd rather drink like an adult which includes not potentially causing anything but the death of brain cells. In her state a survey was taken showing that 46,000 of the people arrested for DUI's were arrested at least four other times for it.