You No Drive Good

People don't know how to act when they have cars. I got two stories of folks being fools behind the wheel of vehicles. The first is Kisha Young, 38, of Crowley, Texas. She was charged and arrested for DUI which you can't tell from her happy ass mugshot. Well, while picking up a bunch of kids including her own from a swimming pool ages 8 to 14 she didn't want her car wet so she made the kids sit on the trunk of the car. You can see where this going. Witnesses are saying that it seems like she (or the other mother in the car with her) noticed that their load was a tad bit lighter. While taking a turn too fast the kids were flung from the car because science. She then drove back and saw that carnage had occurred. Four kids had to be taken to the hospital while one girl, the daughter of the passenger mom, is still there all jacked up. The other two had road rashes. Kisha was charged with felony injury to a child and driving while intoxicated with a child under 15. She is held on $110,000 bail. The other mother may also be charged. If this happened in the 80's this wouldn't even be a story. It was a different time. This is a shitty human being.

Meanwhile in Philadelphia, Christopher Pagano, 42 going on 65, pleaded guilty to indecent exposure as well as harassment. He drove around in his car with no pants on and a block of cheese asking what is now being reported as four women to pour cheese on his dick and do the damned thing with him. He got eight months probation and has to attend sex offender counseling. If you wanna see what this guy look like clearly Google his name. He ain't cute. The only reason I used this picture of him with his cheese is because he has too many damned mugshots to choose from. Plus, I had to share the pain that comes with a fat ass man with no pants on holding a block of cheese trolling for sex. If a picture is worth a thousand words 999 of them would be “Ew!”