Wank At The Truck Stop

This entire story sounds made up but it isn't. Calvin Wank of Deposit, New York was arrested for showing himself love in a parking lot near Love's Travel Stop. See? That entire sentence sounds fake! This 56 year old freak was reported to police by a bunch of truckers who noticed him when they were pulling in. For a trucker to look at you and get horrified enough to call police must be bad. From what movies have told me truckers will have sex with anything. Anything. Buffalo Bill here was charged with misdemeanor public lewdness and will head to court next week. This guy looks like a drag queen left out in the rain overnight. He looks like he was rode hard and put away wet. That is such a terrible phrase. But seriously. Ugh. I have no problem with a grown ass man dressing up like...this. But the lack of commitment to the look bothers me more than anything. No wig. Terrible job of applying makeup. And the shoestring top? Come on. He looks like the damned Joker with this look happening. I'm sure his children are either embarrassed or used to this. I doubt this is the first time this guy has been busted for this. He didn't catch a bad break. He probably just got sloppy. Wank has done this dozens of times and got cocky. That's how it always happens.