Man Burns Face Praying

An idiot named Hiram Jimenez in Westhampton, New Jersey tried to sue Applebee's because he burned himself in the face parts while praying before his meal. Thankfully the court ruled that he can't see the restaurant. In March of 2010 (so soon?!) when the meal was brought to him he bowed his head to pray and says he heard “a loud sizzling noise, followed by 'a pop noise' and then felt a burning sensation in his left eye and on his face.” Jackass. 

Jimenez said that the waitress did not warn him that the food was hot. Yeah. Read that again and let the dumb sink into your bones. The restaurant says they weren't responsible for warning customers “against a danger that is open and obvious.” I hate these kind of lawsuits. Why would you bow your head that low over a sizzling skillet of food? Its that thing people do now where they do something stupid and embarrasses themselves and instead of just taking that as a lesson not to dip your head in hot shit they get mad at their own stupidity and try to get paid for it. I say bathe him in fajitas. Sizzling fajitas.