I am so happy that people I love send
me stories like this. Dashuh sent this story about the best mother on
the planet Earth...if she isn't your mother. 35 year old Rachel Lynn
Lehnardt of Evans, Georgia was arrested for a lot of reasons. I'll
get to them in a minute. A few weeks ago Rachel, I'm gonna call her
that from this point on because I like to believe we'd be great
friends, threw a party at her home for her teenage daughter. There
was naked Twister, pot smoking (not the pot!), drinking, and the evening ended
with Rachel having sex with a 16 year old guy. Jesus. My hands hurt
from all the imaginary high five's I'm doing!
Rachel probably would've kept this all
under wrap for a little bit longer but she decided to tell her
Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor what she did. Why? I don't know. Maybe
she felt guilty. I'm sure the boy didn't. I am speaking as a man with
an alleged penis and if I was 16 and some 35 year old lady tried to
put it on me I would make no attempt to stop her. Her sponsor called
the cops after meeting with Rachel because he was jealous he wasn't invited and she has now lost custody of
her 4, 6, 8, 10, and 16 year old children. Fucking hell. No wonder
she is divorced. Too many goddamn kids.
During this party she also showed
pictures of herself having sex with her boyfriend. That would have
been the low point of the party for me. I don't wanna see that shit.
She ended up having the sex with an 18 year old that was at the party
and after falling asleep she was woken up around 3:30am having sex
and thought it was the 18 year old. It wasn't. It was a 16 year old
kid...that was her daughter's boyfriend.
Here is a quote from the sheriffs
stations report. “Mrs. Lehnardt told [the sponsor] she and her
daughter had spoken and that her daughter 'felt guilty because the
16-year-old was 10 inches long and huge, and if she had just been
able to take it, he wouldn't have needed to rape her mother.'”
Whoa. I ran out of words.
The 16 year old with the freakshow cock
will not be charged with rape because he is a minor and because he
would be used as currency in prison. I made that part up. The first
part. Not the part about currency. That shit would be a real concern. Rachel belongs to a support group
for sex addiction and has described herself as a “sexual deviant.”
She was arrested and charged with two counts of delinquency of a
minor. She posted $3,200 bond and was released. This is the part
where you start to hate me.
I wish something like this happened to
me when I was a teenager! I can't get a 35 year old woman to have sex
with me now so the chances of it happening then are even slimmer. And
by slimmer I mean impossible. There is a lot of fucked up stuff in
this story. The fact that she banged her daughters boyfriend. Getting
them drunk and high which by the way, if any parent lets their kid do
those things at home there is a lot of wrong sex happening in that
home. If your teenage kid does this at a friends house he is probably
banging a mom. Rachel is getting divorced, has a boyfriend, and
fucked two teenagers in one night. And despite all of that my brain
still says “She didn't mean it.” Why? Because I'm an idiot. A
jealous idiot. I'm gonna just blame it on having slave blood. That's my new thing. Like how when a White person runs past me sweating I want to chase them.
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