A lot of people suck. Its a scientific
fact. What science? Shut up. That's for you to find out. I heard
about this story and hoped that there was a little more to it than
what was being reported but it turns out that there is not. Just a
woman being an asshole and then pretending that she isn't as big of
an asshole that this is. 29 year old Playboy Playmate of 2015 (which
is still a thing) Dani Mathers was at the gym in the locker room when
she decided to take a picture and sharing it on her Snapchat. The
image is of a woman butt booty ass naked at the gym changing. She is
nude and unlike Mathers I have cut the woman out of the picture
because as much of a dick that I am there is a certain level of human
decency that I have managed to hold on to despite being raised in the
80's.
After people went H.A.M on her she
deleted the image but it was too late much like everything posted
online. Especially when you have 553,000 followers on Instagram,
75,000 on Twitter (which as of this writing is gone), and one million
on Facebook. She ended up apologizing saying “I just want to
acknowledge a photo that I accidentally posted. It was absolutely
wrong and not what I meant to do. I chose to do what I do for a
living because I love the female body and I know body shaming is
wrong, that's not what I'm about and this is not the type of person I
am. The photo was taken as part of a personal conversation with a
girlfriend and because I am new to Snapchat I didn't realize I had
posted it, and that was a huge mistake. I know I have upset a lot of
people out there but please believe me this is not the type of person
that I am. I have never done this before and I will never do this
again, you have my word.”
Allow me to translate what she said
into for reals speak.
“I do what I do for a living because
I am hot and with enough Photoshop, airbrushing, and a team of NASA
scientists can look even hotter. I love the female body, especially
my own, which is why I will pose nude and make a living for as long
as I can using it. Hey. I'm 29. Its all downhill from here so I'm
just striking while the iron is hot. I took this picture to shame
this total strangers that was changing at the gym for us all to laugh
at together. I'm saying it was between me and my friend not realizing
that even that makes me still kind of an asshole. But a private
asshole. I know a lot of you are butt hurt over me making fun of this
girl but you'll get over it. And if you don't, so what. I'll never do
this again...publicly. But I am for sure still gonna make fun of
women that were not born with this face and body. Now excuse me. I'm
off to do whatever it is hot bitches do.”
I'm sure I did some hot shaming, NASA
shaming, and probably some model shaming in that paragraph. This is a
situation where she is lucky to be a woman. If a guy took a picture
of another guy people would have laughed more or just called him a
sex pervert that should be banned from all gyms in the area. If a guy
took a picture of a woman he'd be in court and folks would be
screaming for his genitals to be removed. This being a woman
committing a crime against another woman means that this will
actually blow over because if you go too hard against a woman,
whether people agree with you or not, they will take the side of the
victim. Odd enough though, the actual victim would be ignored and the
perpetrator would become the new one because you are damning her.
This world is fucking weird. I'm gonna go play in traffic.
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