72 Inch Ass

I saw a woman with a 72 inch ass. Not in, like, real life. But online. By the way, for those of you that use words like “triggered” or say things like “it's their body they can do what they want” you should just click away from this right now unless you want to debate someone that only debates things like Batman, the best wrestlers from the 80's, and making bets on the next time I get some ass. You still here? Okay good. Now prepare to have some random ass Black dude talk to you about some woman in Europe that decided to mutilate her body. “But you have tattoos, Dante! You have damaged your body as well!” Ah, fuck off. It's not the same and you know it.

This chick is 24 year old Natasha Crown. She got her first procedure when she was 20 years old which was just a few years back and a time where you should not be making any important decisions. I didn't even get my first tattoo until I was in my 30's. I'm almost 40, I can say shit like that. You shouldn't be getting married, having kids, or buying houses until your 20's are a thing you look back at in shame. Like this girls ass. To get the weight needed to have this ass she eats a lot of food and sundaes because she then has the fat transferred to her ass because it's 2017 and that's what we do. “'I was 20 when I had my first procedure and yes, I would say I'm obsessed. The first thing I do in the morning is go to the mirror and look at my bum. Maybe I have body dysmorphia or something but I don't feel like it is even that big. I definitely want bigger.”

I saw a picture of her before she got her surgery and I definitely would have smashed like you don't even know. But now? Not never. I'm sure I could say that to millions of women and they wouldn't give a damn. Just sharing my thoughts. That's all this is. She's had other surgeries as well. “Since then I have had three butt lifts as well as boob jobs and I also have lip filler and lots of other procedures. I just love the feel of having a big bum. When I walk, I feel all the jiggling, jiggling, jiggling and I start to feel horny with myself.” Her parents are not happy with what she's done to her body. I don't have kids but I can understand why they'd be upset to a certain extent. I think it's like loaning someone something and they return it damaged. Except I created the thing. I'd feel the same way if my son decided to get his hair like 21 Savage.

She is in the process of getting her ass made even larger. Most times when doctors do this kinda shit they don't let their names be released. But Dr. Berne said “Obviously, you have to be careful that you do not perform surgery on anyone who maybe needs psychiatric help or is vulnerable but you look at Natasha. It is obvious she has a strong mind and she knows what she wants.” This guy needs to be fired and she needs to cut this shit out. Fake asses bother me not because they are fake but because they look bad. I dare you to lie to me about how great Kim Kardashian's ass looks. Fake asses have even invaded porn and they look like a fucking nightmare nude.

We live in a time now where you can't say what you are really thinking without someone thinking you're an asshole or starting a hashtag about it. There is something wrong with this chick mentally but the doctor ain't gonna say anything about it because money and her family can't stop her because adult. I wonder if she has any friends that are like “The fuck?” and have said anything to her. It's not like she would listen or can go back. I guess she could just deflate or something. I hope she is happy with the results. She seems to be and she has fans because men are fucking bizarre.