Being a grown up sucks and can be a bag of dicks if you do it wrong. But it rules sometimes. Like when I can sit up in bed eating a bow...

Click here for previous Rehab . I step outside and hiss. Saucy hands me some shades and I put them on. Beef is trying his best not...

Click here for the first story . “It had a great, high wall with twelve gates, and with twelve angels at the gates. On the gates w...

I'm a fucking man-child. I am totally aware of this. I want as few responsibilities as possible, hate having to adult, and possess ...

I hate the youth of this world. I don't even care of it makes me sound like an old man. Its true. Bunch of idiots that are going to m...

If there's one thing nature loves more than making humanity change the color of their pants its coming up with weird ass new creatu...

This dude from Salvador that survived for 438 days at sea is in deep trouble thanks to the family of the guy that he was with that is dea...

There are some things that I had to do as a kid in school that I'm not sure is allowed or legal anymore. Not just because kids are ...

My friend Josh sent me a Cracked article that didn't make me feel bad or annoyed with the writing on that site in general. By the w...

Click here for previous Check Your Privilege . “I mean, honestly, who really cares about Johnny Panic anymore? Yeah, about ten y...

I have trouble relating to people emotionally. I know that it can be considered bad but it helps me get through this crazy ass world. F...

Click here for previous season 2 Rehab . The night goes by pretty uneventfully. I half hoped and was half afraid that Saucy was go...

Today is Thanksgiving and there are a lot of grown ass men out there that are mad that their family or lady took too long to get ready to...

Click here for part 1 . About ten minutes after we left that photography place and Zazz continued to lie about never taking dick p...

Some people use their anger or hatred like a shotgun. They will be mad at one thing and end up buck-shooting something that was a littl...