Yes, I have returned like that flaming herpes you lied to your wife about. That's not a cold sore, buddy. In this episode I talk about Tiger Woods for a moment, elaborate proposals, Uhhyeahdude, scheduled sex, booty calls, fuck buddies, my drinking habits, and El Nino. Click here to download this and older Rosscast episodes. Enjoy!
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Oh boy, I quit the Internet for five days and you post maybe a million podcasts.
I come from a long line of alcoholics, fortunately I have little interest in it myself. My addictions lie elsewhere...
Being a virgin at 30 would be sad...and I have friends who are. I think it's unfortunate to have missed out or avoided such an important part of the human experience, I guess, but sex isn't that important to some people.
Don't talk to me about rain. Actually, don't talk to me about living in a place where you get hundreds of days of sunshine and then complain about a bit of rain. Gah. At least you get the sunshine.
So now, rather than dreaming about getting married, you're dreaming about a young native-Amerian werewolf running around in his shorts?? Worrying. LOL
My grandmother managed to avoid having the traditional 10+ children in 1950s Ireland by using the rhythm method of contraception where you only have sex when you know the woman isn't fertile. So not only did she have a marriageful of scheduled sex, she had to have sex when she was probably at her least horny. Poor woman. At least she only had four kids though, unlike my other granny, who had 13. I am very grateful that chemical and other contraception is legal in Ireland now...
Sex isnt important to those who have not had it. Or rather have not had good sex. Otherwise they are avoiding one of the most intimate, fun, sweaty things on Erf.
I wasnt complaining about the rain. I love rain. But like I predicted, it blindingly sunny outside now but chilly. I am ashy and blind. Terrible combo.
My grandma had 9 kids and my grandmama had 4. Shocked there arent more. But my cousins made up for it by mutiplying like rabbits.
Oh I know you weren't complaining about the rain, I was just objecting to you raising the issue in any context. It's a painful issue for me right now *sob*. It has stopped raining continually here, by which I mean, it's only raining at night for the moment.
What is the point of lots and lots of kids? I don't want to be all judgey, but more than four seems excessive to me. I dunno.
More than two is excessive. You only have the second to keep the first one company. I only get having many kids if you live on a farm or you have magic sperm like the Jackson family or the Osmand's. Otherwise you're just volunteering my oxygen to the world.
Dante~ My favorite part on this podcast is when you said you weren't going to get married, live in a cabin with wolves and you were going to name one Jacob! LOL I cracked up laughing really loud. It was Brilliant. As far as the other stuff.. damn.. sounded like I was listening to a sex therapist. LOL But it was interesting.
Lastly, my input on the weather. It is interesting that whenever the weather changes to something that isn't normal for that area. How people freak out or complain. For Texas its the cold, icy stuff or raining and foggy stuff. I refuse to let the WEATHER control how i feel. Even though, it is proven that the sun's rays give off vitamin E or something and effects your mood. So maybe that's why people start complaining, some kind of inbalance to the brain. I know that I try to enjoy weather changes, whatever it is. Except Tornadoes, those are scary. I know its not going to last for long though.
Oh and the song was awesome!!! =)
I love that song, too. People here in L.A just like to bitch about rain and then scream when we dont get any. There's no happy medium.
Booty cooties...hehehe
LOVED the section about your rules for drinking.
"My wife's a bitch, and my boss is tryin' to kill me!"
So true.
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