In this jam packed episode I do some Only In Florida stories involving a man eating another man’s face off and a guy pulling a gun for fast food, a Bitches Be Crazy involving pepper spray and bacon, a Kids These Days involving magnets and a penis, and I play Andrew Kishino and Sadat X’s new song Clutch Pop which you can download and listen to here. Click here for past Rosscast Shows.
3 comments:
*orders bath salts online*
Your scientist voice made me laugh even more than the story. Clearly your scientist was schooled all over the British Isles including The College of Fake Irish Accents and The University of Highly Variable Scottish Accents. Seriously though, when I hear stories like this, I wonder why the hell we allow boys to put their much-abused bits near us. We really have no idea where your junk has been, have we? Hee hee "junk" *giggle*
Oh please, I have been close to pulling a gun on people who get between me and my food, I totally sympathise with hungry Florida Guy. Don't tell me you've never had a violent thought when food is being withheld or obstructed. I don't mind sharing food after it's been served, but do not get in the way of it arriving at my table/foodhole.
Man, I have issues.
More proof of which, I wonder what bacon with pepperspray tastes like? I would be dumb enough to try it.
I've never been good at accents, damn it. That voice was all over the place. I just tried to stay with it while reading about one of the worst things you can do to your junk. Thankfully I've never been one of those kids like "I wonder what'll happen if I put my dick on the stove...?"
I get serious about my food especially if I'm hungry. But I doubt I'd be able to pepper spray someone over it. And I would suggest not putting pepper spray on your food. It'll be speecy spicy and make your face shut down.
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