I know that the girl in this story is 22 but I am in my 30's so fuck it she's a kid to me. One day I'll be 50 and writing about how stupid 30-something's are. Samantha Goudie was arrested for trying to get on the field during a University of Iowa football game. After being arrested she of course went to her now deleted Twitter account where she posted under the name, @Vodka_samm, and was rather jubilant about her arrest. Oh, her blood alcohol level was .341 which was four times the legal limit.
“Just went to jail #yolo”
“I'm going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic,”
“Girl waiting for court with me goes 'I wish I knew the girl who blew a .341' I said hi.”
