There is this story floating around of
this 115 year old lady named Emma Morano. I was recently talking to
Dashuh about how when someone is old as oxygen they drag them out on
television and want to know the secret to longevity while I'm just
like “Ugh. That's too long.” Besides the fact that most times
someone is 100 years old they look 100 years old times two. I'd be
pissed if you brought a hundred year old version of me out to the
public.
Even at her age she is just the fifth oldest person alive.
Let me look up the number one real quick. Oh, god! Alright. This
other old lady lives in Japan, is 116, and looks every bit of it. The
image they used is her eating...something. Damn it. Why'd I do that?
Morano lives in Italy and has lived through a lot of shit in 115
years. The questions people ask when someone is that old is are
stupid. Just because she was alive doesn't mean she was, like,
participating in things. To me it sounds like she lived long because
she minded her own business. Her “secret” to being older than the
vacuum cleaner is eating three raw eggs a day and being single. “I
didn't want to be dominated by anyone.” She was married for a short
time but separated in 1938. She also has family members that tickled death in their sleep like her sisters that died just before 100 and
another that made it to 102.
