Showing posts with label 17 Hours Of Wood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 17 Hours Of Wood. Show all posts

Monday, October 6, 2014

17 Hours Of Wood

Oh, this poor bastard. 23 year old Jason Garnett of the United Kingdom ended up with a wang that wouldn't go away for 17 damned hours. He says that when it first happened he wasn't too concerned. I've had some last for hours at a time but it was usually being put to use if you smell what I'm cooking. So with a boner he headed to work at a hotel where I hope he doesn't have to tuck his shirt in because that is just an awkward situation for everyone. Later in the day he realized that it still hadn't gone down which makes me wonder how in the hell he was able to pee. Ladies, it is very difficult to use the bathroom with a boner. Not impossible. Just difficult. He ended up telling his roommate about his situation later on. I'm not close to anyone in my life to ever help out if they came to me with this problem. I have brothers whose feet I won't even look at let alone their penises. You tell me that something is wrong with your junk that is just your damned problem. Go consult a physician. You drop trough in front of me you'll end up with a whole new issue!

“You should have seen the look on his face when I told him what was wrong. He was in hysterics at first, but then he realized how serious the situation was” he said. He ended up going to the doctor and then the real nightmare began.