While You Were Sleeping: Anthony Hill Shooting

There have been a lot of shootings in the news. Not the kind we're very much used to involving criminals killing innocent people or each other, but police killing citizens. For the last two years this seems to have increased quite a bit and since a lot of the guys being killed are my race it doesn't make me feel all that comfortable around the police. One of the latest that occurred was the third in five days involving a 27 year old Air Force veteran in Atlanta, Georgia named Anthony Hill who was shot and killed by an officer while nude in broad daylight.

Hill wanted to be a musician and had spoken of his mental illness in various tweets and on his Facebook. Some of what he wrote was “I am thankful to be something other than normal. I dont fight my circumstance, I embrace it. I love myself. Always #IamBipolar” as well as “The media continues to paint the same horrific picture of mentally affected people but I have to tell you, there are so many shades in between the extremes.” One of his last messages said “The key think to remember is, #blacklivesmatter, ABSOLUTELY, but not moreso than any other life.”

Kids These Days 50

I had to stop laughing at this picture long enough to write this. There's a barbershop in Atlanta that is offering haircuts for free to parents who have kids who don't know how to behave themselves. A-1 Kutz offers what is called the Benjamin Button Special for free. In a world of anti-bullying it is funny that the new way for parents to discipline their children without having to do it themselves is shaming. Just let the others kids make fun of them and bully the bullies. Its perfect! Child shaming is the new form of raising your kids. 

Of course this can backfire and you'll have a kid that'll likely set your house on fire while you're sleeping or put you in one of those old folks homes where they punch in your sleep. But still. That haircut! I remember in school a kid had this. He said they gave him a reverse fade. I say they were ahead of their time in regards to punishing children. Plus he was a bad kid so I laughed and laughed. Just a few days ago I was talking to Cam about how having a bad haircut could ruin your month as a child. Like when my mother tried to cut my name into my head when I was around 12. Let me call her right now and see if she remembers. Okay. So after pretending she couldn't remember she said “Oh, there was something with the D.” What she means is that she had trouble cutting the curve where as A, N, T, and E were fairly simple. Then she called me weird and I said “You the one cutting names into heads!” Suffice to say, I've been cutting my own hair ever since.

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Tig Ol' Bitties Massage

I was trolling the internet like I do and found this story about this chick named Kristy Love in Georgia that gives massages uses her big ass breasts. She's 34 and has boobs that are 48NN. That is not a typo. I didn't even know that was an actual size. At a certain point it should just become a symbol. Like “My breasts are size Exclamation Point.” I think if I were a chick and my boobs got that big that I would have to do something about it. Like exactly what she is doing. Fuck surgery to get them smaller.

“THE premiere CMT (certified massage therapist) BBW (big beautiful woman) body rub specialist taking Atlanta AND the world to an all new level of BBW adult entertainment.”

Her clients can get normal massages but seriously who the fuck is going there for that? You want a normal one you go to the places that speak perfect English and don't even give you a happy ending. Love also does sensual massages which means that all she does is sensual massages. She also has a special called “happy man works” where she just uses her breasts to give a massage. I have never had a professional massage but I assume that hands and elbows do a better job than having huge titties rubbed all over you.