Showing posts with label Bad Advice From People. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bad Advice From People. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Bad Advice From People 2
Most of the advice you’re given in life is bullshit. We all think we are helping people out when we tell them things but most times we’re just laughing at them later on. Like that one time you told her she looked fine in that outfit. Hahaha! Oh, that shit was hilarious! Remember how those jeans made her ass look? Like two gorillas fighting for an apple. That was priceless!
There is some advice that you get that as soon as you hear it you want to ask “Are you trying to get me killed?” I forgot that I had written the first one of these blogs so here’s the link for that. You can agree to disagree with me. You can tell me how right you are in the afterlife.
Friday, June 29, 2012
Bad Advice From People 1
From birth we are given bad advice. I'm not talking about stuff like rubbing milk on a burn which totally works. I'm talking about the shit that people say to you that makes you look at them like a dog that's just heard a whistle. Advice so stupid that you let out a little poop. Not a lot. Just a little. You prairie dog it.
I have made a list of things that I have heard or been told that made me scream on the inside. If you have said these things to someone you should stop reading this and run into a wall. Go. There's no shame in being wrong. Still here? Good. Can you believe those assholes ran into a wall?
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