I like to think that I can explain
complicated things in a way that even the dumbest of people can
understand. Its not true, but I like to think it. Today I am going to
try to explain what the hell Ebola is. A lot of people are afraid of it
and freaking out yet not doing anything to actually protect
themselves from it. We have a bunch of Chicken Little's running around
and those are the types of people that make things worse. There is a
difference between vigilant and panicky.
Ebola is a disease that is transmitted
from animals to humans because we just can not stop touching the
monkeys! Its like getting HIV without the benefit of sex or getting high.
After a human gets it they can spread it to other humans because
sharing is caring. If you do have the for reals Ebola there is a 50%
chance you will die but not before giving it to someone else because
you hate washing your hands and shit wherever you please.
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The first outbreaks of Ebola occurred
in Central Africa (South Central Africa as I like to say) but the
current one is in West Africa. The best way to stop an outbreak is to
do the opposite of everything that has been done. Managing suspected
and confirmed cases, keeping track of them, doctors that know what
they're doing, and if need be proper burial.
