Nature needs to cut that weird shit
out. Recently I found out about two new insects and I don't like it.
People like discovering new things in life but I'm not one of 'em.
This thing Eriovixia gryffindori is a spider named after Gryffindor
from the Harry Potter series because it looks like the sorting hat
used.
Look at this freak. It was first discovered two years ago in
south-western India and it can stay right there as far as I'm
concerned. It looks like it could bark. I bet it barks. There ain't
shit known about it because it is new but rest assured that it will
do some freaky shit I'm not comfortable with. I don't wanna see something in nature that looks like something from a crazy ass kids book. Plus it looks sneaky. Like it would whisper shit about you after you left the room. Just a feeling I have.
