Dante Bitches About Glamour Magazine Women Of The Year Complaints

Some people use their anger or hatred like a shotgun. They will be mad at one thing and end up buck-shooting something that was a little bit too close. I'm more of a sniper with mine. I focus, aim, and go after one topic. Glamour magazine released their Women Of The Year for 2015 and people have been losing their shit for a multitude of reasons because of this. Some because they hate transgenders. Some because they hate anything Jenner/Kardashian related. Some because they do not believe that Caitlyn Jenner should be included in the category of Woman Of The Year.

Don't get it twisted. This isn't Time magazine. It's fucking Glamour. I won't say it doesn't matter because it is a fashion magazine or whatnot but I get upset when they make Batman's cape too short but I will say...it doesn't matter. One writer who wrote a post that was full of all the anger said “By choosing Jenner as woman of the year, Glamour endorses the idea that men are better at being women than we are.” She also mentioned ovulating and having four daughters who I hope do not inherit her anger. She also pointed out the example of “Martine Rothblatt, a transgender woman, graced the cover of New York Magazine as highest-paid female CEO in the nation. Apparently real women can't cut it, so we've got to import men into our ranks to win awards.”

Breastfeeding Outrage

“Oh, my lord she got her titties out!” the public cried. In a recent issue of Glamour magazine actress Olivia Wilde posed for an image where she is breastfeeding her son, Otis. Ignoring the fact that she gave her son an old Black man's name, people are offended that she had a picture taken of what many people consider to be a very private act. They think that this is something that should not be done in public while on the other side you have some that say that breastfeeding is natural and that when it is done it is nothing but a child being fed. Look. Okay. Look. Alright. Yes, breastfeeding is natural and a lot of women around the world do it. On the other hand breasts are cool and if one is exposed I'm gonna look. When I see a breast the fact that they're made for feeding children is low on my list of thoughts after “Oh, my god a boob!”, “Is she really doing that right now?!”, and “My mother didn't do that because I was an ugly baby.” You can say that I'm immature by thinking that and I'll say “Hello. My name is Dante. This must be the first time we've met.” I'm not even a huge fan of boobs but I'm still gonna look if they're out.

I hear people say that not only is breastfeeding natural, but breasts being exposed isn't even a big deal. In New York folks are running around topless for the right to be topless. Don't know how to tell you this but breasts are looked at sexually and always will be. If not there wouldn't be clothing that accentuated cleavage and such. In some countries going topless has just always been done and to them I say “You would be arrested in America.” There are a lot of things that are natural that if done in public I'm gonna stare at or be horrified. Here's a list.