When I first heard this story from Cam
I hoped it was fake. I have checked multiple sites and so far it is
coming up Milhouse so I decided to write about it. A couple in China
were struggling to have a baby after trying for four years of their
marriage. The guy was 26 and the lady 24. Young adults. Pretty much
toddlers. Their family was all over them because they had not had a
kid yet. They went to a doctor to figure out what the deal was and it
turns out that they were doing it wrong. Like, way wrong. They were
having butt sex to conceive a child. Yeah. Even as I write this I am
hoping that this is fake and that someone, let alone two people, do not
think that anal sex is how a baby is made.
An obstetrician named Liu Hongmei was
told by the wife that sex was painful and worried she may have a
disease. The doctor using science determined that the wife was still a
virgin and gave them some sex education handbook probably called “Sex
For Dummies.” A few months later she got pregnant and they sent her
a few chickens and eggs to thank her. It seems that this not knowing
how to bone down properly is an actual thing. Sex ain't talked about
that way and students have held protests demanding that they get the
proper education. Here my whole thing. I knew how to have sex over a
decade before it happened. I got a cousin that is equal in
intelligence to a wombat that somehow has two kids. He figured that
shit out. I don't know how you can have sex with someone for four
years and not accidentally knock on the wrong door.
