You think you love stuffed animals?
Pffft. You don't love 'em as much as Sean Johnson of Florida. This 19
year old guy loves stuffed animals so much he can't control himself.
While at a Wamart in Brooksville he grabbed small horse from a
clearance rack and decided to do the damned thing with it right in
the store. But first he had to set the mood. He took the stuffed
horse to the bedding aisle and whipped out his junk. He pressed it
against the horse and began thrusting. And this was all recorded making
it the second worse sex tape after Paris Hilton's. I shit you not, if
I worked at this store I would be watching this tape every damned day
and dying laughing. I mean, I worked in a porn shop and saw some
weirdness, but I wouldn't expect to be at Walmart and catch some dude
giving the how do you do to a stuffed animal.
And before you ask the answer is yes.
He finished. Because he is a champion. He as charged with criminal
mischief, indecent exposure, and posted bail at $1,500. He even
released a written statement that is way funnier if you imagine the
sound of horses in the background.
