This 58 year old lady named Maria Montenez-Colon in Punta Gorda, Florida (my spell check hates so much of that first sentence) asked a cop to give her some ass. Yeah. That happened. If I was a cop I'm sure that most of my time would be split between beating the shit out of bad guys and hiding the bodies or having sex. But not with this woman. I'm never that horny. Ever.
She called the police because she
wanted her Corvette that she had signed over to her stepson back. No take-backsies! The
cop that showed up said that she was all kinds of drunk and asked him
if he were married. He warned her that she was using 911 wrong and
handed her his card. Foul. He knows he was wrong or doing that.
