When Baby Mamas Attack!

This girl is crackling with sexual energy.

South Carolina is now competing with Ohio for second craziest state in the country. Oh, I bet you thought it was Texas. Ha! What is this? 2005? Get out of here with your nonsense. 21 year old Rodrick Tucker was over at the house of one of the mothers of his children, 23 year old Tabitha Martin after being invited in. She took him to the bedroom which should have sent his Spider Sense into a tail spin. But since he's 21 with two kids already I'm guessing that he was thinking of something else with something else. “He was thinking with his little head” some unoriginal bastard just said. So after he lays on the bed thinking he's about to get some stank on his hang low he was attacked. Not just by Tabitha but by his other baby mama! It appears that they are pissed because he has a new girlfriend! Oh, snap, son! This kid is slingin' mad dick, yo! I don't know why I'm talking like this. I think because stupid, young folks are involved so I have to try and relate to them on some level. Now this style of vernacular is all up in my dome piece! Okay, fine. I'll cut it out.

Courtney Littlejohn entered the bedroom “Oh, its the Juggernaut, bitch!” style after being tagged in and beating his ass Shield style. Rodrick says that they yanked him off the bed and started kicking his ass. Courtney, the big one, then sat on his chest pinning him to the floor so he couldn't get up. Seems legit. This is when shit got too much. They started using a taser on his dumb ass.

Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right

You ever know those kinda people that just have to fuck up? Like, no matter what is going on they will find ways to make things even worse. Meet Johnny Wilkins. This 42 year old guy from Spartanburg, South Carolina was attending court ordered anger management classes because he thinks that the best way to deal with women is to punch them. After getting out of class he was picked up by his ex-girlfriend named Eingar Hughes. Did your eyebrow raise too? This is the same woman he beat up and ended up going to the classes. It's fine. You can roll your eyes. I did. Makes it kinda hard to type. So while he was in the car with Eingar (sounds like a video game boss' name) they got into a fight and he slapped the shit out of her. She wasn't taking that so she ended up fighting him back. Wilkins ended up being arrested and is locked up on $5,237 bond. Eingar was not because she was just defending herself from this violent assclown. Why is his bail so low anyway? Bail amounts never make sense to me. 

Now I like to consider myself somewhat of an abuse expert. I don't think people should go around hitting other people unless it is your job. Being a cop doesn't count. I learn how to read between the lines of assault. When a woman stays with a guy that beats her ass and vice versa that person either got their asses beat growing up and never decided that being hit wasn't normal. Sometimes they don't think they are worth shit and deserve to be hit. Some people are afraid to leave their abuser. And sometimes...sometimes the person being hit is also violent as fuck.