For anyone that says “God doesn't
make mistakes!” I present to you Trichobatrachus robustus aka Hairy
Frog aka Wolverine Frog! This fucking thing looks like something out
of a Guillermo Del Toro film. When not in scare the shit out of
travelers mode its claws sit in its back feet. But when it wants to
give you a story to talk about when you get home looking different
they pop out of its hands. They don't even come out of normal claw
places either. The shits come out of its palms. It breaks its own
bones just to defend itself. Its the same shit that frat boys or
lunatics do but instead of ripping off their shirt to flash their
barbed wire tattoo they smash their hands into glass and use that
glass as a weapon. It'd be like high-fiving a demon and I don't need
that stress in my life.
