Sometimes justice drags its heels so hard and long it makes sparks that are miles wide. Back in 2009 I was a very different person. Well...not really. But I can at least say that I was not the kinda guy that would pee in someone's coffee! Meet now 53 year old James Carroll Butler of Culpepper County, VA who now owes $5,001 to a co-worker whose coffee he decided needed a little extra kick. And by “kick” I mean toilet water mixed with piss and doo-doo residue for color.
Butler worked in the waste water plant
which makes this whole story even sillier. You'd think he would know
a little bit more than us regarding how to handle liquids. His
co-worker, Utz, is the victim of this nonsense. Butler grabbed some
water from the toilet using a soda can and waited for Utz to take a
sip. Utz saw that there was a coffee pot that was full of pee sitting
in the coffee maker and got suspicious. After smelling that
unmistakable smell of pee he reported it to a supervisor meaning he
did the complete opposite of what Dante would've done.
