If I told you a story about a pregnant woman who while left alone in a hotel as her partner was out gave birth to her two months premature child in a bathtub you'd call her a hero. What if I also added that she bit through the umbilical cord with her teeth because she had no other means to do it. And then she gave the child CPR to keep it alive for an hour to keep it alive. But then I ruin the whole thing by saying that she was on crack while all of this happened because Florida. Thanks to Heather for sending this madness to me because people who know me know I love crazy.
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Chrystal Hassell, 37, of Ocala, Florida
was in a hotel room when she decided that crack was just what you do
when you're pregnant and already have an 11 month old child. Her
unborn baby ruins her crack habit by, you know, deciding to be born
so it decided it wanted to come on out. She contacted her man,
Vincent Terry, and he started racing to get back to her. He was
pulled over by police who normally will help you out in situations
such as this. But there was one little problem.
Terry was wanted for attempted murder
in Colorado.