People Magazine has released their
Sexiest Man Alive nonsense and of course I'm not happy with it. 40
year old David Beckham won which is bullshit because his first name
is not Ryan and his last name is not Gosling. He pulled the humble
shit that people that win this type of award tend to when he was told
that he had received this. “It's a huge honor. And I'm very pleased
to accept.” As if he would say “Nah. I'm good.”
“I never feel that I'm an attractive,
sexy person. I mean I like to wear nice clothes and nice suits and
look and feel good, but I don't ever think of myself that way.”
Shut up your lying liar that lies! To me Beckham is a guy that played
soccer, or professional kickball to the rest of the world, and then
married a Spice Girl. Not even the hottest one either. Its Scary
Spice in case you're wondering. Fuck, that woman is hot. Anyhoot, I
used to see his mug on all the British tabloids when I worked at the
porn shop and thought “Fuck this guy. He's throwing off the curve.”
Then I heard him talk and felt better.
