Five Things I Learned Watching Youtube Fights

I hung out with young Alex last night and I was telling him about watching street fights on Youtube. For anyone that has known me for more than two hours you know god and damned well that I love watching fights on the internet. It gives me a glimpse into where we are a society and helps me form better views on our culture.

And I like seeing people get knocked out.

So I have compiled a list of the five things I think are most important when it comes to getting into a street fight. Some of these may seem obvious while others are things you may actually be guilty of perpetrating at some point. Let me know what you think.

My Family Goes H.A.M

I’m not super close to my family. I don’t go over for holidays or call to see how everyone is doing. But one thing I will say about my family is that they are very protective of one another. Or they just love violence. Either way it was never a good idea to fuck with my family. Our family tree has many branches and they all spit fire and praise Cthulhu.

A couple of instances involve my brother Jay. Twice I’ve seen him destroy kids. We were little at the time. Don’t think my brother is just going around beating the hell out of children. The first was on my Grandmama’s street. Lots of crazy shit from my childhood happened there by the way. 47th & Central was like the set of Platoon.

Rosscast Episode 92: All Over The Place!

In this long awaited (ha!) episode I talk about cops throwing folks through windows, women getting their men beaten up, when not to ask about past relationships, the AMA's, being out of touch with music, disliking Lady Gaga, that damned "Twilight" movie, and showing off for a girl when I was little. Click here for this and older Rosscast's for download. Enjoy!