When
I watch commercials or read articles about Kids These Days all I can
do is think of how jacked up our future is gonna be. These children
don’t know shit. I’m sorry, not your kid. You kid is the next
savior of humanity. Nothing can stop them! it’s the other kids we
need to worry about. These paste eating weirdos that permeate our
culture are gonna be at child bearing age soon and something needs to
be done about it, Children Of Men style. Yeah, you know what I’m
talking about.
In
my first few KTD blogs I would point out sit that kids wont get
nowadays. It turned into me berating them like a, well, dumb kid. I
have decided to go old school for this one with some more shit that
wont make sense to kids unless a new singer that was born after 1995
mentions it in a song and it becomes cool again.
