I keep on seeing words like “unique”
and “strange occurrence” in regards to a seal fucking a penguin.
Now, this sounds like the beginning of a terrible joke. But this shit
is real and it is happening around the world. Scientists are
surprised by just how much of this inter-species sex is going on.
They first found out about it in 2006 and didn't think it would still
be happening.
Sadly, I would have thought the same
thing. No way in hell you'd catch a seal fucking a penguin twice.
Wrong.
Not only is this happening on the regular, but it is a learned
thing. Baby seal sees daddy seal banging a penguin because he is
horny and next thing you know son seal grows up thinking that shit is
cool.
Well, its not.
Its not just bad enough that a creature
four to five times your size wants to have sex with you (ladies out
there know what I'm talkin' about) but sometimes for funsies they
even eat them afterward. Could you imagine fucking your food and then
eating it? I mean, I love a burger as much as the next man but I'm
not gonna fuck a cow then cook it.
