Quinno sent me this damned story
earlier and all I said was “Nope.” A guy in Oklahoma almost lost
his penis after his girlfriend, 31 year old Amber Ellis, tried to
bite the damned thing off. This is another one of those stories that
proves that women don't fight fair and take things to an 11 when a 4
is appropriate. After spending a night getting their drank on they
ended up in an argument. By the way: if I am drinking and get into an
argument I don't drink with that person ever again.
While he was
sleeping on the couch because that is where guys go after fights with
women they wanna fuck later he woke up to having his dick treated
like a chew toy. Somehow in this process she also hit him in the head
with a laptop. Don't look at me. I don't know either. The reason they
fought? He accused her of being too needy. He went to the hospital
and got multiple stitches to fix his junk as well as being treated
for injuries to his head (both of 'em), neck, face, and knee. That girl went
bananas on his ass! Ellis was booked on charges of maiming as well as
assault with a deadly weapon. Do they mean the laptop or her teeth?
She is being held on $45,000 on each count which doing my LAUSD math
means...millions.
