Shit Just Got Real 2

Let me preface this by saying that I am a dick but I don’t consider myself a hypocrite. When I first saw this story I couldn’t climb as high on my horse as I usually would because I used to do, though not to this extent, what the kid in this story did. I used to wrestle my sister and my older brother wrestled with me when I was little. My sister didn’t get the high impact moves like I did (Spinebuster, DDT). She got mainly submission moves from me (Texas Cloverleaf, Sharpshooter, Rings Of Saturn). In my defense a lot of it happened in front of my parents. Either way it was stupid. Now to get started with this post.

A 13 year old boy named Devalon Armstrong is accused of killing his half sister named Viloude Louis using what he described as and what the media is describing as “WWE style wrestling moves.” Apparently he jumped on her back using elbow drops onto her kidneys. She complained about stomach pains, for god knows how long, and half an hour later her found her on the floor in pain. By the time paramedics arrived she was already dead.

According to coroner reports she died from broken ribs, internal bleeding, and liver lacerations. Devalon told the police that he knew that he was hurting his sister because she told him so but continued for a few more minutes before stopping just because his mother called to check on them. He has been charged with 2nd degree murder.

Rosscast Episode 263: Listener Question Time!

In this completely Listener Question based episode I answer questions about wrestling, Snoop Dogg, why I’m ugly, and Warner Bros. making people get tattoos removed. Click here for this and past Rosscast Shows.

Rosscast Episode 204: Forceable Entry

In this episode I talk about my friend visiting from Texas and all the fun we had, my awesome ass dinner with all my friends, and I also read some news stories involving kids jamming fingers in asses, a woman being butt ass booty naked in the airport (almost), two women hiding stolen goods in the fat rolls, and an old ass man fucking a dog under a freeway. If you wanna check out me and my heterosexual life mate Alex’s show The DNA Show click there and if you wanna download this and older episodes of the Rosscast click here. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 189: The Can-Am Connection

In this episode I am joined by Canadian born hotness Julia. We discuss all kinds of random topics from tattoos, piercings, modeling and why I cant be one, and a bunch of other stuff I cant even begin to recall. Click here to download this and older episodes. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 40: The People's Episode!!!

In this episode I answer listener questions. They range from food, politics, wrestling, and what type of draws I wear! Thanks to everyone that helped out and there will be more to come! Enjoy!

Your Champion Has Returned!

Name: Season Premiere

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 201lbs.

Location: Los Angeles, CA

Finishers: Season Finale, Commercial Break, Rolling Blackouts, DTV ("Death Takes a Vacation"), Sweeps, and Mid-Season Replacement.

Yes, your champion is back! I don’t have to wear that hot ass Fantom outfit anymore. You have no fucking idea how hard it was pretending I was gone. I come back and changed my name to Rawkwilder to make that jackass Stepdaddy think I had changed. Please! Season Premiere don’t change for nobody! Shit, you should’ve seen the look on Hector’s face when I took my mask off.

Yeah, it might’ve sucked to trick all my fans into thinking Stepdaddy had killed me a while back. But fuck it. I’m a champion and that’s what champions do. We play with your emotions. My only problem now is having to roll with Stepdaddy’s monkey ass kids. K.C Jones don’t smell right and Kinky creeps me out. Did you know that fool never take his mask off?! Like, ever!

Hope you’re all happy that I’m the champ again after all the bullshit I had to put myself through. You better be. Or else you’ll be next in line for a Commercial Break!

LRW: "Dead Men Walking"!

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In what will be known as the worst beatings filmed and the biggest betrayal committed, Living Room Wrestling presents "Dead Men Walking"! In action its The Fantom, Tha Stepdaddy, Hector Con Carne, Kinky, K.C Jones, and Pretty Ricky. Also, a surprise return! Don't miss out on the action!

Naomichi Marufuji vs. KENTA

When people ask why I watch wrestling I am gonna just give them the link to this match and continue about my day. This match had everything a wrestling fan could want plus so much more. I nearly jizzed in my pants during the last five minutes. I hope you all enjoy it as much as I did. Yes, it's a very long match but there is never a dull moment. Rockets!

Living Room Wrestling

I don’t wanna be an actor but I love playing characters. It’s silly and I acknowledge that. I started my own wrestling federation with my friend Alex Hluch (check him out on youtube.com) because we got sick of bitching about how bad wrestling was and decided to make our own company. Thus was born Living Room Wrestling!

(http://www.myspace.com/livinroomwrestling)

Alex has fallen back on his contributions to the company so I took it upon myself to just keep on making more and more characters to occupy my time. I try to make them unique and nothing like what is seen on TV right now. Allow me to roll call these crazy bastards.

Season Premiere: I made this guy as an extension of myself. He was pretty much the opposite of me or me if I decided to be a total asshole and amp my personality times ten. That’s what they say makes a wrestling personality interesting; just take yourself and multiply it. I made Season a trash talking, boastful, violent, greedy son of a bitch. I liked the character a lot and enjoyed playing him. The finishing moves were my favorite. The Season Finale, The Commercial Break, Sweeps, Re-Run, Hi-Def., Rolling Blackout, White Noise, and DVR. He was cool. I had him killed when I had to use my profile for just my own personal shit.

Stepdaddy: This one was fun as hell. I still have him and the thing I like about him is that I can give him as many kids as possible! Stepdaddy is pretty much a combination of the men I grew up around. Shit talking, bragging, mean, smoking, drinking, foul mouthed, and with a ton of kids he didn’t know. I don’t know where I got his look from. It’s just strange to me and doesn’t fit what a Black dude would wear.

HATE Inc.: This is just two of Stepdaddy’s kids. Kinky and K.C Jones. They are a tag team I made for a division that doesn’t even exist. I like the way they both look and it give me another reason to wear masks. I love wearing masks for some reason. I tell folks that if I wore a mask during the day I would behave very differently. Something about them is cool. In this movie “Mirrormask” this guy asks the chick character “If you don’t wear a mask, how are we supposed to know how you feel?”

Hector Con Carne: This is actually the first character I made in wrestling form. I wore the mask to my old job for no reason. I bought it at Hot Topic a long ass time ago and just loved it. Hector is just a naïve version of me that is afraid of conflicts but finds himself always in the middle of them.

Fantom: The newest guy I’ve made. I have made him pretty much the embodiment of the darkest parts of myself. If I gave up on life, found God, and took it too far believing it was my mission to save everyone from themselves. It also gives me a chance to play around with my movie maker programs.

There you have it. Check it out sometime. If anything it’ll make you nervous or laugh. Cool fact: Stepdaddy helped get me my job at the radio station.

http://thaoshow.com/

I would write my responses in character and folks liked them. I mean, I did try out with my articles but it was Stepdaddy’s attitude that won the people over. This is also in the memory of my brother Kevin, who got me into this shit when I was 3 and I haven’t stopped since. Rockets.