Rosscast Episode 27: Billy Bad Ass

In this episode I talk about the top five things I wanna do before I kick the bucket. I also end up screaming about Mars and wondering why I don't have metal pants (yes, that again!). I give a shout out to Noah and Sam over at countingthelights.com. Enjoy!

UCLA Medical Center Madness!!

This is actual footage from the craziness at UCLA after the death of Michael Jackson. Notice at the beginning Botany Hill peace out and leave with to the wolves. Dan-E-O was nowhere to be found. At 1:37 you can hear someone threaten to beat someones ass as I say "That's the spirit!"

Rosscast Episode 26: Off The Wall...

In this sad ass episode I talk about Michael Jackson. I talk about the memories I have of him, his music, his life, and being at the hospital surrounded by hundreds of his fans (with Dan-E-O and Botany Hill) less than an hour after he passed away. Enjoy.

"Doom Mates" Episode 5: "Why Can't We Be Friends...?"

The Yes Dance!

This guy at punchrobert.com made this video and it's the funniest damned thing ever! I live in the perfect place to try something like this. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Rosscast Episode 25: And You Are...?

In this episode I talk about being famous for doing nothing. Why do I know who Heidi and Spencer are? Why do I know Lindsey Lohan's drinking habits? And what are we all gonna do when Britney Spears' children are unleashed upon the worold in about 10 years? I answer all these questions and more today. So sit there and listen to the show, tuna melt. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 24: My Father Sucks...

In this episode I babble about the shitty relationship I have with my father, why father's Day is just any given Sunday to me, and a beautiful banquet I went to for father's that actually give a damn about their kids. Oh, and I played a song during a break for the first time. How about that, sweeties?! Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 23: Oh, Shut Up!

In this episode I talk about why everyone needs to get off Obama's case, why I can't stand PETA or crazy animal lovers, and when there is a "women and children first!" situation, you can bet that I will shove women and children out of the way and get on that boat. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 22: My 'Hood!

In this episode I discuss living in my strange ass neighborhood and what makes it so special. I also throw in some talk about fisting so you probably shouldn't listen to this at work or around yur grandmother with a weak heart. Enjoy!

Hypomania's Runnin' Wild!

After all these years of wondering what my issue is I have finally discovered it! Hypomania! I have never heard of this thing and actually feel better having self-diagnosed myself. Have you ever heard of it? That’s what I thought. But now that I now have a name for what I am I feel 100% better about being a damned weirdo.

Every once in a while (meaning every hour or so) I go on wikipedia and search for random facts about stuff. I can hear a song, a name, or an idea and go there and find out what it is and its origins and such. This time I went looking for a wrestler that snapped and killed his family and himself. I saw that they said his son had what is called Fragile X Syndrome. While there I saw something called hypomania and thought it sounded cool so I read up on it. Hypomania has many different symptoms, ranging from awesome to even awesomer. Yes, that’s a new word. That’s what folks like me with hypomania do when we feel like it. Wanna see some other facts about this cool ass thing? Observe!

rapid talking: If you have talked to me you know that like most folks I am full of energy when I have consumed too much sugar. But another little known fact is that when I talk to you (like in my Rosscast’s) that is me controlling my voice. My natural pattern of speech is much faster and far lower. Camille says I talk from the back of my throat. Yeah, ask her to explain that.

Rosscast Episode 21: Yay, I'm Legal!

In this episode I answer listener questions. Since not many people listen to this nonsense and I doubt my friends have ever attempted to, my girlfriend asked me three questions which I answered thoroughly. I also squeeze in stuff about flying cars. Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 20: Tossin' Salad!

In this episode I discuss what I like eating (don't be nasty!), what I don't like to eat, and why I would rather you not bring me a salad after I have told you that I don't want no friggin' salad, Red Lobster! Enjoy!

Rosscast Episode 19: The Gayness

In this episode I discuss Prop 8, how I feel about gays settlin' down, the church's stance on gay marriage, and whether or not I would suck dick to get superpowers. Enjoy!

Your Champion Has Returned!

Name: Season Premiere

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 201lbs.

Location: Los Angeles, CA

Finishers: Season Finale, Commercial Break, Rolling Blackouts, DTV ("Death Takes a Vacation"), Sweeps, and Mid-Season Replacement.

Yes, your champion is back! I don’t have to wear that hot ass Fantom outfit anymore. You have no fucking idea how hard it was pretending I was gone. I come back and changed my name to Rawkwilder to make that jackass Stepdaddy think I had changed. Please! Season Premiere don’t change for nobody! Shit, you should’ve seen the look on Hector’s face when I took my mask off.

Yeah, it might’ve sucked to trick all my fans into thinking Stepdaddy had killed me a while back. But fuck it. I’m a champion and that’s what champions do. We play with your emotions. My only problem now is having to roll with Stepdaddy’s monkey ass kids. K.C Jones don’t smell right and Kinky creeps me out. Did you know that fool never take his mask off?! Like, ever!

Hope you’re all happy that I’m the champ again after all the bullshit I had to put myself through. You better be. Or else you’ll be next in line for a Commercial Break!

LRW: "Dead Men Walking"!

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In what will be known as the worst beatings filmed and the biggest betrayal committed, Living Room Wrestling presents "Dead Men Walking"! In action its The Fantom, Tha Stepdaddy, Hector Con Carne, Kinky, K.C Jones, and Pretty Ricky. Also, a surprise return! Don't miss out on the action!