“Cabbage smell like puberty.” - Dante
“No it don't.” - Jasmine
In this rambling episode we talk about Ted Cruz trying to sneak a vacation/escape into his life, talk about pastrami sandwiches for no reason, St. Patrick's Day, Random Ass Questions, then we take a magical trip through the land of dating apps where I look at photos of men and baffle myself. Click here for previous episodes.
“Well wait till I'm off the damn phone.” - Jasmine
In this episode we talk about Valentine's Day, answer some Dear Jasmine questions, Gorilla Glue, Black hair issues, some Random Ass Questions, and multiple tangents. One of my favorite episodes not just to record but edit as well. Click here for previous episodes.
In this extra episode we once again look through the terrifying world of dating apps and what they have to offer. It is pretty much me just talking trash about strange looking people. Click here for the previous episode.
I haven't done one of these in years. In 2020 during March the world went to shit due to a virus that is still going. 2020 was a strange ass year for so many reasons but I am gonna focus on The Seven People You Meet During The Pandemic. My birthday week was the last normal week and I miss that level of normal. The world was bad but I could find joy in things like hanging with my few friends and seeing movies, concerts, and shows. During the past year there have been a lot of strange new versions of humans to emerge from the shadows. I am gonna write about seven of them. Are there more than that? Sure. But this is a post about just seven of them. It's the theme of this post, you weirdo. You might be one of these seven. I may be one of them. The world may never know!
“Okay. Here's the first photo. Its about to pop on up – what the fuck?!” - Dante
“I'm 'bout to die!!!” - Jasmine
After we finished recording the latest episode of Just Talking With Dante, Jasmine realized there was another topic she wanted to discuss: dating apps. She sent me photos of these potential matches and laughed as I talked mad shit. This is the closest you're gonna come to hearing me being 100% honest while being recorded.
“Idris is not that cute to me. I don't understand the hype around him.” - Jasmine
“It-no-he-no no. Idris isn't cute. He's handsome as fuck!” - Dante
We don't need no intro! This episode just starts with me telling Jasmine how she would behave when she is pregnant, idiots acting like jackasses attacking the Capital Building, Los Angeles new Stay At Home orders being loosened, talk about different podcasts like Therapy For Black Girls and Between Sessions, more Black people going to therapy, Trey Songz being arrested, Jazmine Sullivan talk, some movie talk, and Jasmine has some Random Ass Questions. Click here for previous episodes.
“She's like 82 or something. But I remember even when I saw her in her 70's I was like she can still get it.” - Dante
“Sir! Come on now that's somebody's grandma!” - Jasmine
Its a new year and a new...show. That's about it. We talk about New Year's Day, an angry DoorDash driver, people acting stupid about Covid, Dear Jasmine, and some Random Ass Questions. This was another fun episode for the start of the year. Click here for previous episodes.
“If I slept with two different people in one year it was like 'Whoa! Hey! I'm out here! I belong to the streets!'” - Dante
“I see you been on Instagram too long!” - Jasmine
In this weeks episode Jasmine is here and gives an update on how she spent her berfday. We talk about Ashanti getting that 'rona and how I don't believe her, Pornhub deleting all the good videos, a Dear Jasmine segment, answer some Random Ass Questions with some provided by Miss Jackie which was really fun. I also call a Donny Hathaway song a Stevie Wonder one. Click here for previous episodes.
“Again, I wish this was a video call so you could see my face.” - Jasmine
“I know what disappointment looks like.” - Dante
Jasmine here! We talk about a swingers party riddled with Covid, the election finally being over, Rita Ora being a dumb dumbass for her birthday, explore Lori Harvey's sex life, bring back to classic Dear Jasmine segment, and answer a bunch of Random Ass Questions. This was a really funny episode to do. Click here for previous episodes.
“That's a good one. That's a good song.” - Jasmine
“Yes, it is. And its classy! Not about all this goddamn pussy poppin'!” - Dante
In this episode we talk about prison slang, ask some random ass questions, list songs we would use for certain situations, and encourage people to fucking vote. This was a fun ass episode. Click here for previous Just Talking With Dante.
“When was the last time you took a bath?” - Jasmine
“Oh, Jesus. That makes me sound like I'm dirty as fuck!” - Dante
I need to stop saying Jasmine is back and start saying she is here! In this episode we talk about the weather, what to do with my dead ass body, get deep into politics, a fly distracting everyone from recent news, A LOT of Black folk talk, and some more Random Ass Questions for one another. This was a fun episode to record.
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“I would like to say that your Cardi B. impersonation sounds like an old Jamaican woman.” - Jasmine
(laughs maniacally) - Dante
Jasmine is here! You love it. I talk about a guy pooping on the curb, catch up on our weeks, talk about California weather versus the rest of the country, Cardi B's divorce, and we answer some Random Ass Questions from one another. This was a really fun episode. Click here for previous shows.
