Wanna Take A Porn Star To Prom?

There’s this dude in Minnesota that was going to prom. That’s not a news story. What is a news story is that he was gonna go with a porn star! I use that term lightly. If you wanna be technical about it Kim Kardashian is a porn star.

Nothing like tasting your lunch on the way down and up!

Good luck getting that image out of your head. The guy that was gonna, past tense, take a porn star to his prom is Mike Stone. Jesus. Now that is a porn name! He sent out Twitter messages to many people and Megan Piper responded. Here is a picture of her.

This is why you make sure your kids have hobbies!

You have no idea how hard it was (ha!!!) to find a picture of her without a dick in her immediate vicinity. She’s starred in such films as Every Last Drop 20, Happy Ending Handjobs, Lesbian Stepsisters 2, and of course Fuck My Mom and Me 17. Now, you know this dude only got caught because he didn’t keep his mouth shut.

And I don’t blame him. I didn’t go to my own prom but I fucking guarantee that if I went with a porn star, fuck if anyone did!, they would get laid. He is 18 and she is 19. Its so legal! But the school said he couldn’t bring anyone that didn’t go to the school without permission. Which is a nice way of saying “If she ain’t blowing principal she cant come!”

Who wouldn't want their son settling down with a nice girl like her?

Stone says that instead of going to the prom he is gonna have his own party the same day. I don’t think I’d like my parents and everyone at school knowing that I was fucking later. And in case you were wondering who I would take to my prom that was a porn star it would be Adriana Sage.

Five seconds in heaven is better than four seconds in heaven.